@mihjer

Stadig feminist

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This is BULLSHIT.
NewsThump@newsthump23 Nov 2021
NEWS! Potatoes win “Best Vegetable” for 318th year in a row bit.ly/3xnjrbl
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Raspberry Pi
@Raspberry_Pi25 Nov 2021
A masterclass in over-engineering, this robot arms keeps a broken clock going. raspberrypi.com/news/robot-a…
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Randall Munroe
@xkcd30 Aug 2021
I’m happy to report that I’m home from the hospital and my body seems to be recovering well after it was surgically removed from around my appendix
Randall Munroe
@xkcd27 Aug 2021
Circumappendiceal Somectomy xkcd.com/2508
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#Linux turns 30 today. Happy birthday Linux 🐧🎂 here is your f-ing cake, go ahead and compile it yourself...😉
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Lukas Lunøe@LukasLunoe25 May 2020
Det eneste punkt, hvor Danmark ligner Nordkorea er, at der ikke er nogen reel opposition til regeringen. #dkpol
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Lars Bukdahl@LarsBukdahl30 Apr 2020
Gid store digtere kunne være bare en smule lige så udødelige som deres digte
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Viriconia@Viriconia7 Apr 2020
Sorry, baguette expert here. When they do this, they're not happy, they're in pain
richy cartmell@richycartmell4 Apr 2020
Wildlife is finally returning to the streets of Paris. Nature is healing 🙏🥰🥖
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Pinligt, pinligt! #dkpol politiken.dk/indland/samfund…
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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes17 Mar 2020
Since everyone started washing their hands... The peanuts in the pub have lost their flavour.
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dagsson
@hugleikur6 Mar 2020
ift.tt/2InlP9x
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Hej Børsen. Hvorfår lægger I spalter til det her klimabenægtende bras? Er det fordi I ikke har styr på videnskaben eller fordi I bare vil se jorden brænde? Er det Coridons hævn for at blive vraget af folket i 2015?
Børsen
@borsendk23 Feb 2020
Lars Tvede: Forbrændingsøkonomien går nu på hæld. Hvad betyder det for himmel og jord? bit.ly/2wFBK0e
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Faith No More@FaithNoMore30 Jan 2020
Announcing.... ROSKILDE! Can’t fucking wait! Join us please.
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Kære alle modstandere af sammensatte navneord. Hvis ikke vi havde dem, ville en menstruationscyklus hos en eller anden Karen pludselig have en afgørende betydning for et evt indgreb mod boligspekulanter... #dkmedier #dkpol
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My local grocer is ready for the post-election shift in the markets
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Rasmus Malver@RasmusMalver9 Nov 2019
Fantastisk historie fra Hide the Pain Harold. Hvis man bliver udstillet på internettet giver det mening at tage ejerskab over det, og bruge det til sin egen fordel. I det omfang at det er muligt. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
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tveskov@tveskov3 Jun 2019
Offensivt.
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Replying to @Nativeesoul
Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it was Neighbelline ❤️
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Pranay Pathole
@PPathole18 Mar 2019
Sometimes when I’m programming in JavaScript I just want to yell “Fuck this” but I can’t remember what “this” refers to.
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Jeg graver Du graver Han graver Hun graver De graver Vi graver Ikke det beste diktet jeg har skrevet, men føler det ble veldig dypt.
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Jakub Krupa@JakubKrupa8 Feb 2019
Whoever managed to get this legally-binding clause on bacon bap sandwiches with butter (no margarine) and Heinz Tomato Ketchup and HP sauces (no alternatives) into a legal contract about a building construction project, put them in charge of negotiating the Brexit backstop NOW.
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