Men lie, women lie, buckets don't. Sometimes controversial, always fre$h. billsheatribe
I hate Buffalo
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Mark Simoncelli Jr retweeted
Baker vs. Stefanski resulting in Stefanski losing to Baker (who had 0 completed passes) is funnier than anything a team of writers could come up with
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The Buffalo Bills have the #1 ranked offense by EPA/play through 8 weeks, per @SumerSports
Josh Allen leads all QBs in Total EPA even with Buffalo already having their bye week
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The Ravens had just 2.9 yards per offensive play today against the Bills. It's the first time since 2013 they were held to under 3 yards per offensive play in a game.
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PACE WATCH:
Only 13 other offenses since the NFL-AFL merger have scored as many points (233) and gained as many yards (2,752) through 7 games as the 2026 #Bills.
All the other 13 teams won 10+ games and made the playoffs, with five making the Super Bowl and two winning it all.
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The Buccaneers became the first team since the 1974 Bills to finish a game with zero completions and zero passing yards.
Tampa Bay won 16-0 today.
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They are refusing the sneak the ball with Allen.
It makes you question why. I wonder if he got banged up at some point earlier in the game. Because I can't think of any other reason why.
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The Bulls are now up by 30 on the Heat and have their bench in shock.
Alonzo Mourning however seems to accept the reality of things as he sits their waiting for the game to end.
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Daniel Vogelbach is drunk singing โStacyโs Momโ
Vibes have never been higher in Milwaukee
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Budda Baker fielding trade deadline questions with a full Halloween costume on is one of the funniest things Iโve ever seen
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was โif we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the gameโ
Christian Yelich on this:
โYou walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and youโre like, the boys are ready to rock.โ
(Via @JeffPassan)
Mark Simoncelli Jr retweeted
THANK YOU @AndrewWhitworth. โLetโs do it like we want to get fired.โ Tired of Beane playing it safe.
Mark Simoncelli Jr retweeted
Trump flames a protestor: โThat guys probably 45, 50 years old, they give him $250โฆ and now he goes home, and his boyfriend gets upset with him.โ
Mark Simoncelli Jr retweeted
โLook man, itโs a racist joke. The whole concept of that joke is racist. Weโre just not about that. Weโre about healthcare.โ
