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Professional nerd with delusions of rock stardom. #kobymusictx

Katy, TX
Joined July 2007
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Last night was a little to much fun! Thank you to everyone who came out on a weeknight and danced with us! Memories made for sure 🤘🏻 Props to @mkoby and surrenderstella for their killer sets! instagram.com/p/B8jgJGdjsbT/…
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The 19th for iOS 13 and the 30th for 13.1
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not sure who else needed to hear this today, but here u go:
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A lot of software engineering is writing code to help you figure out which code you should actually write
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*taps mic* Hi! Hello! Is this thing on? OK. Great! JUST BECAUSE YOU WROTE TESTS DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE GOOD TESTS.
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We know we can get a little loud sometimes, so we invite you to leave the earplugs at home and check out our acoustic set! #three33music #hanoversdraughthaus #nuthinspecialband… instagram.com/p/BwYFi6JF1LS/…
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1/I can't find it now, but I saw someone saying that when people think of an "expert", they tend to think of a man. Well, here is a thread of women who are experts on topics of interest to me - and not just experts, but my #1 go-to expert in that field.
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You never have to apologize to anyone for how you choose to survive.
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...because having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.
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Sooo we weren't ready to shut it down... We #FreakFreely 🎉😘 & #HappyNewYear 🎊 facebook.com/185583491479761…
Twitter fame isn’t real, we’re all just internet weirdos with awkward social habits trying to connect. Nobody is better than anybody here. – at Sammamish, WA
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I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.
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d'you remember the telephone game we played as kids? everyone stood in a line - 1st person whispers a sentence to the 2nd person, who makes a minor change, etc. by the end of the line, the sentence was mangled/unrecognizable the grown-up version of this is called "Legacy Code" – at Palo Alto, CA
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Dolphins are smart. Water smart. Not book smart.
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programmers are people who agreed to do homework for the rest of their lives.
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my weekly #FreakFreely on Beatminerz Radio beatminerzradio.com goes #live n5. Come on & shake ya groove thang 💃🏽🎶🕺🏽#HomeOfTheDJ #HouseMusic #NuDisco #radio beatminerzradio.com/
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“If the voice in your head is mean to you, remember that someone manipulated that voice and instilled it in you. Kill that voice and find yours.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. Thx @garyvee for the reminder ✊
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