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moo

@mopykav

$20 and I’ll answer

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Joined November 2013
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I coulda told y’all we were nearing WWIII when I saw bitches in the club in JEANS
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My bsf left her husband of 2 years because when she went grocery shopping, she'd buy the cookies he likes and the cookies she likes but the one time he did the shopping, he only bought the cookies he likes. It be the smallest thing that opens your eyes to ppl not really liking U
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how often lighthearted tweets get turned into stupid discourse directly correlates with how dismal the job market is
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as someone who has lived in cities, farmland, suburbs and everything in-between, I will never understand why Anyone would choose suburbs when all of the other options exist. It’s like the worst of both worlds
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they’re playing Lucy Dacus in this Home Depot rn the lesbians are winning
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well That was insufferable
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2017 vs 2025…… fine wine baby
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guys help I’m getting my hair done and my hairdresser can’t even reach the brush like wtf am i supposed to do ???😭
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grieving is really fucking ugly and I envy everyone that has not had to do it yet and I just don’t know how other people do this so much more gracefully
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heading over to the validation and unconditional love store later does anyone want me to pick anything up for them while I’m there
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if any man ever tells you “he’s just not romantic” that *literally* just means he doesn’t like you enough to be. I don’t know a single man that won’t be romantic for anyone that he deems worth being romantic for
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I’ve respectfully and calmly put my notice in at jobs that I should’ve said go fuck yourself and walked out
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sorry i didn’t text you back but you saw me tweeting in the meantime. it’s just that i view twitter as my personal diary for some insane reason & i view texting as a SAW trap designed to expose my lack of social graces
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ok im back
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someone told me to treat myself in grief with the kindness I would’ve treated my dead friend with. They do not realize that Actually I want to scream and yell at him and say mean words
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in the strip club googling the stages of grief
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This guy picked off Patrick mahomes and returned it for a td btw
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Ok so for everyone that has known me for 10+ years you probably remember this girl because she used to be normal and friends with us all and I’m trying so hard to remember what she first did that was the catalyst for her getting bullied and then turning into a extremist conservative
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@stclairashley15 Feb 2025
Alea Iacta Est
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its LITERALLY sexlaptops like that was her @ back when we were younger but im pretty sure she started saying weird bait shit for interactions online and we were all like Uhhhhhhh
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