@mostly_grumpy

It's almost certain your activist mock outrage would be fuck all use on a desert island. Go and sit over there with the other people we're going to eat.

 Askwith, England
Joined February 2009
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When you’re waiting in reception to interview for a job you’re not qualified for or suited to.
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No shit, Serpico
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#pissed
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Some dumb motherfucker must have taken us out of Europe saying we don’t want to do what they say.
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One of the members of Bucks Fizz is doing ‘an evening with’ in my local arts centre soon. It reminded me of the early 80’s when I saw Don Estelle at Tenby Woolworths. This is Rhyl Woolworths but you get the idea.
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‘Biiiiiiig wank this morning. Squirted’
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‘Ta daaaaa’
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