Hannah

when you try a new natural deodorant and it's like oh so thiiiis is why it was on sale

god I love toilet humor

peeling dry contacts off my night table in the cold, unforgiving light of day

sourdough pretzels and a raspberry la croix. cant tell me nothing

Two whiskey cokes I’m DMing my heroes and taking a video of the guy playing electric guitar in union square station

we could combine salt and pepper into 1 thing and call it Salp :) ?

back online 9 days after firing off my last tweet. come to find out...not a single like. what, nobody has taste anymore?

this kinda thing makes me laugh bc its like well now we're just making shit up. NEW NBA RECORD FOR DRIBBLES IN THE 3RD QUARTER! NEW NBA RECORD FOR SHOTS MISSED FROM A LINE WE DREW ON THE COURT AT HALFTIME!!!!

new term i made up: "thats giving me the spiders" (heebie jeebies but shorter). let's roll this thing out ASAP

while you're all busy marveling at the "capabilities" of AI im staring at a lit match for 10 seconds and seeing god

trent reznor and atticus ross i will see you gentlemen on my spotify wrapped

im different than most people in that chips and salsa is actually very healthy for me.

Tapping into my divine feminine (wearing yoga pants from 2012)

the raw and utter thrill of a facebook marketplace sale.

it's like, i just need to buy new underwear but everything in williamsburg is a concept store. the idea of shopping...an example of what it would be like

Sometimes all you can do is make sure your apartment smells absolutely fucking amazing

we need an undo button for when you press the wrong floor in an elevator. @JoeBiden @JoeBiden @JoeBiden URGENT!

I would drink more water if it tasted better. Like soda for example

Whole Foods...less of a grocery store....more of a dinner museum......