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Marcus P

@mpal1

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Joined March 2009
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John Bull@garius13 Dec 2022
To me, we're already approaching the point where they'll pull a "you asked and we listened, can we have a cookie now?" thing on image alt tags. And it's like: no. It's almost 2023. Basic 2.1 AA Accessibility should be your fucking default now.
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That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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The perfect scientific paper doesn't exi..... yes it does. arxiv.org/pdf/2007.00926.pdf
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The Fugitive (1993) Factual error When Dr. Kimble (Harrison Ford) claims he didn't kill his wife, Deputy U.S. Marshal Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) says he doesn't care. However, in reality law enforcement would never be so dismissive of seeking out truth and justice for a white man.
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Let the countdown begin.
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Neven Mrgan@mrgan29 Nov 2017
This may be the subtlest joke The Onion has ever done theonion.com/the-onion-has-o…
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Man accidentally comes up with perfect metaphor for 14 years of the "War On Terror." teapawt.org/kcstar/status/65429351…
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Man tries to put out garbage fire by driving over it in a van loaded with ammunition: bit.ly/1Mqx3lR
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In your face Ancient Egyptians - look who is really good at talking in pictures and worshipping cats now!!!
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Replying to @Cardoso
.@Cardoso Odd?? We just received a message saying that "Carbon units are not true life forms." Meh! Probably nothing to worry about.
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Hey Americans now that you realized you like soccer, let me tell you about this other really awesome thing called “the metric system”.
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ProTip: Never, ever say "I'm bored," to the developer that manages the bug tracker.
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The Toyota appears to be a true Hybrid. Sometimes it's a race car. Sometimes it's a paper weight. <Ctrl><Alt><Delete> #LM24
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The Catholic Church's revenue in Australia for the previous year near $16.2 billion, all tax-exempt #abuseinquiry
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"My wife's going to Venezuela for Chavez's funeral." "Caracas?" "No, she has a nuanced opinion of his controversial rule." via Popbitch
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In Australia, we call it "Autumn". RT @cnnbrk: Barbara Walters hospitalized after fall on.cnn.com/XPimBs
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People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. @neiltyson @BadAstronomer
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In fact I declare 22nd December 'international slap a pseudoscientific hippy with a text book day.'
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IAEPUB@IAEPUB1 Dec 2012
Enter to win chance at a Nikon D600 w/24-85 VR Lens from @IAEPUB & Scott Bourne. Please RT. Info at: bit.ly/SxBcMX
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A lot of people come up to me and say 'Has success changed you?' and I say, 'I'm sorry, you're not allowed in here, this is the VIP area.'
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I guess if anyone knows how nasty a witch hunt can get it would be the Catholic Church. No wonder they are scared of one.
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