Founder of the mid-Atlantic's only Carlos Santana (feat. Rob Thomas) cover band. "Bring me the head of Ernest P. Worrell." - a troll

Joined August 2015
the will of the people class consciousness the Tooth Fairy
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Great Depression ass tweet
neapolitan ice cream is the best ice cream, but if you had to 86 one flavor, which one would it be?
29%chocolate
55%strawberry
16%vanilla
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A cute Tufted Titmouse on a frosty morning
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Mike Seder retweeted
if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude
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Chickadees today.
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Mike Seder retweeted
Replying to @CJRealHoops2
🤖 Made with AI
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This isn't true. A bunch of meatpackers once dropped my cancer scan results into an app at 11 PM on a Friday, then closed for the weekend.
Healthcare is the only industry that drops your cancer scan results into an app at 11 PM on a Friday, then closes for the weekend. No call. No context. Just a PDF full of words like "suspicious" and "cannot be excluded" and a little banner that says "Sleep well!" Meanwhile billing found me in 4 hours 😐
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I keep the vintage shit so when the weather hit, hold up the Kwik Trip in virgin wool like Odysseus
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Bad week to be Lindsey Graham or Hitler, am I right?
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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holy shit
Replying to @2AFDN @davekopel
Cook County argues resisting tyranny is not a valid purpose anymore, because the government will handle resisting tyranny for us.
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Heavy is the head that wears the crown. 📍 Hidden Lake Overlook, Glacier National Park.
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Like anybody, I sometimes find myself disproportionately following attractive people. So I try to follow ugly people when I can. Don't worry, I don't mean you.
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f/1.2 is the nuclear option, and I don't use it lightly. But this frosted wild olive against fall foliage was ripe for abstraction.
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Sunrises in frosty meadows are my new favorite things.
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Why in the world would you mess with B.A.'s mama?
📺NBC Primetime, October 22, 1985: — ‘The A-Team’ guest-starring Della Reese
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Ban French economists.
What amazes me is the attitude of so many of the centibillionaires. A 5% tax will not make any difference to the way they live. Their spending may be extravagant, but it is still much less than their (correctly measured) income. They know that, as gifted as some of them indeed are, they have benefited from extreme luck (and the help of the state, and, to speak like an economist, monopoly rents). They know that their effective tax rate is low, relative to what many others pay. They know that extreme inequality is extremely unpopular, and can lead to political unrest, backlash, or worse. They must admit that, morally, it is hard to argue for a society in which some become obscenely wealthy, while so many are poor and see their income stagnate. They typically have not indicated that they are building their wealth to eventually make the world a better place. But they are still willing to fight the tax, spending hundreds of millions in California to avoid paying the tax. Why? They simply think what is theirs is theirs, end of story. They believe in the slippery slope, and if they do not take a stand on this levy, the government will come back for more. They hate the state and the notion that their money will be misused? Or?
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Think of all the really good baguettes this guy could have made if he'd become a baker. Instead, we get this shit.
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"Contains no added nitrates (except for those naturally occurring in celery powder, which we added specifically for the nitrates)."
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An eminent historian of the founding told me years ago that when he retired he would be replaced by a historian of looms.
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Sunrises in frosty meadows are my new favorite things.
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Couldn't decide which oleaster picture was better.
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