@msyoki2

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Joined June 2021
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keli@msyoki2Oct 9
Acute MOs are going through viva voce just to secure a job. 😭😂 They’ll ask you to manage a STEMI, DKA, PPH, and status epilepticus back-to-back, then offer you a salary that triggers all four conditions. 💀
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Doctor hatakupiga 😂😭 Ati hujawahi kunywa pombe maisha yako yote, lakini jana marafiki walikuwekea kidogo kwa kikombe ukakunywa. Bro, nani unajaribu kuimpress? 😂💀 Daktari si polisi. Hatuko hapa kukujudge, tuko hapa kukutibu. Sema vile kuko bana, juu ukinidanganya, unajiumiza.
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Lakini patients wa Corporate Insurance 😂 wanakujanga na complaints hazina consistency hata kidogo. Unastrain akili ukitafuta differential, unaorder investigations mentally, unafanya full workup kumbe patient ako tu sawa 😭😂.
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Corruption will continue killing Kenyans until they change.
PropesaTv@PropesaTvOct 23
If you try to build even a kiosk, a kanjo will visit you from nowhere in few hours but someone built 18 floors without approval. Sakaja bwana watu sio wajinga.
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Nimehandle a man in his early 70s with severe anaemia. Public hospital mpaka upate blood donor ndio upate damu. Hata relatives hawako willing kumdonate. Mwisho akaniambia nimdischarge tu aende akafie nyumbani.
Jay
@_mr_mutindaOct 23
Men only.
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Zangu hazisongi manzee
Future Cardiologist 🇰🇪
@ListonOtienoSep 27
Replying to @AbdikarimAbdow
Heri wewe.
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😂😂😂😂
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Sifuna just lost my vote,tegemeo sasa ni kalonzo.Dont fail us @skmusyoka
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Replying to @Elvis_Localman
Allow me to shed some light on this matter. Laktar is my friend from campus back in maseno university. He was taking medical biotechnology.Sisi ndio tulipea yeye gown 2023 dec kufunika aibu juu familia ilikuwa ishakuja. Alafu akakataa na hio gown close to a month mamayoo😂😂😂
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Folks want Sifuna coz he's fresh blood & without stain (Puritanism) But then again for him to win he has to be allies with questionable folks Which means puritan politics (the very premise of supporting Sifuna) will have to be sacrificed at the altar of political convenience
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Kertaor@bettrereOct 20
Bakule ni MO ama MD surgeon whatever (cardiothoracic centre) Tenwek and he's never active hapa twitter... once a while active facebook and lives a life fully outside. Ukiona mtu akidispense unwaranted medical knowledge hapa ni either aliiba kcse ama ni quack
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The more things „ change“ , the more they look the same. So this is the change some of you have been waiting for ? I hate to disappoint some of you but former deputy President Rigathi doesn’t represent change !
Edwin Sifuna
@edwinsifunaOct 20
Ahsante sana @rigathi and Mama Dorcas for inviting the @LindaMwananchi_ team to your Wamunyoro residence today. We believe this is a first of many engagements that will foster unity within the opposition as we gear up to the General Elections. Mbele kuzuri.
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oc@OcornelsOnXOct 20
It's okay to align with whoever you want. Just don't claim to have the moral high ground on issues like corruption, police brutality, incompetence, nepotism, tribalism etc.
Peter Muhia Njenga゜
@_GoatkeOct 20
Some people are delulu, expecting Sifuna to win without Wamunyoro? 😅 As if you guys don't know the brains of Kenyan voters? This is a gradual process, people. You can't rush it.
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Those saying they don't care who Sifuna forms alliances with are genuinely hypocritical. If they truly love Kenya and value constitutionalism, they should have fought tooth and nail against it. You cannot claim to care about constitutionalism only when it suits your political interests.
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we'll get the leaders we deserve, letu jicho tu😂 na mjue kama si Maraga hakuna mtu mwingine anaweza change anything 😂😂😂itaendelea kugulwaa tu
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Josh
@Josh001JOct 20
Sifuna has lost my respect walahi
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Shad@_shad_sOct 20
Huwa sielewi vile huwa mnatusi watu sababu they don't like your favorite politician haha. Me hating your favorite politician doesn't mean you should stop loving them. Kama mko na enough votes to make Sifuna President hamfai kuwa worried by online haters Sababu we wil still hate.
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Replying to @wangarimathigh
@wangarimathigh naisha😭😭😂
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The medical community is too tight-knit to fake being a Medical Officer or a specialist. 😂 In medicine, someone always knows someone who trained with you, worked with you, or knows your consultants. You can fake the title, but you can’t fake the credentials.
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Mbavu Destroyer is so random 💀😂
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Kimaiyo.
@KimaiyoOct 20
Siku mtajua you are on your own as citizens, ndo Kenya itabadilika. Hapa hakuna change. Same monkeys, different forests.
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