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how many apprentices can he rape in an hour though? 😂😂😂 #sitebanter
Breaking 🚨: FIFA has announced there will be no coin toss to decide sides for the Argentina vs. Algeria match.
This news comes amidst fears that the Argentinian fans will storm the pitch at the sight of their yearly income being dropped to the ground.
Source: The Athletic
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“What’s my approval rating?”
- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.
“Could it get lower?”
- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-
“Kill the ponies.”
- Wha-
“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”
- Sir, they’re endangered
“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”
Exclusive from @oliver_wright
Dartmoor ponies could be subject to mass culling to reduce the impact on biodiversity after a controversial ruling by the government’s environmental quango
Natural England has demanded that all livestock grazing on the moor is reduced by about 75 per cent to protect other habitats, plants and species
The move looks set to result in the culling of up to nine in ten of the semi-wild ponies as farmers prioritise their own cattle and sheep to remain within Natural England’s limit to minimise the impact on their own livelihoods
Natural England argued that the move was necessary to protect the diversity of Dartmoor, which is a designated site of special scientific interest
However, the plan goes against a government commissioned review into the future of Dartmoor, published two years ago, which concluded that Natural England “should not take actions likely to result in a reduction in pony numbers”, adding they were “invaluable for conservation grazing”
The move has led to claims that the quango is acting as judge, jury and executioner of the ponies — a species which is itself seen as endangered
Dartmoor ponies could be put to death under biodiversity plans
thetimes.com/article/ba529f3…
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LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him.
With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from.
The boy calmly replied:
“Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.”
After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team.
That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.
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It’s being reported that a Wolves training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.
Training was suspended while an investigation was launched. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.
Training resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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#FPL Price Reveal 👇
Cole Palmer - £11.0m💰
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Sydney Sweeney is selling a limited-edition soap made with her own bathwater.
“Fans always joke about wanting my bath water, I was like, ‘This is just such a cool way to… give them what they want.’”
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Matty cash learning Arabic isn’t enough mate start learning Klingon buddy we’re sending you to Jupiter
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Replying to @RestoreAlbionUk
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Aston Villa are on the longest unbeaten run at home in the Premier League this season (14).
Fortress.
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