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The murder of a #cyclist. I find myself in the curious position of having to explain, for the benefit of anyone still labouring under the delusion that this was some freakish, one-off calamity, the quite extraordinary previous career of Simon Richardson, the man who ran down Michael Mullins and then dragged him for more than a mile under a Volvo as if he were towing a sack of potatoes that had begun to make inconvenient noises. Richardson had, by the time he reached his mid-thirties, accumulated eleven convictions covering twenty-eight separate offences. That is not a record; that is a lifestyle. The bulk of them concerned driving, and they form a sort of greatest-hits compilation of the things one is not supposed to do with a motor vehicle. In 2011 he took someone else’s car without permission, crashed it into a wall, and declined to remain at the scene long enough to discuss the matter with anyone in authority. In 2012 he was caught driving while both drunk and already disqualified, after which he demonstrated an impressive turn of speed on foot. In 2013 he was again driving while disqualified and uninsured, and when stopped he thoughtfully supplied the officers with a false name and date of birth, presumably on the principle that if one is already in the wrong, one might as well be in the wrong with a certain panache. By November 2014 he had graduated to the full suite: excess alcohol, dangerous driving, failing to stop, and no insurance. On this occasion he attempted to outrun the police, crashed into another vehicle, and once more took to his heels. In 2023 he was stopped while driving without a licence or insurance and again offered invented particulars. One begins to suspect that the concept of “licence” was, for Mr Richardson, more of a philosophical position than a practical requirement. Interspersed with these motoring adventures were the usual supporting acts: public disorder, assaulting police officers, being drunk and disorderly, stalking, and threatening to cause damage. Most recently he had received a community order for assaulting an emergency worker and harassment, having spent time on remand for a related cluster of offences that included stalking and threats to damage property. He was released less than a month before he killed Mr Mullins. At the moment he drove through the give-way signs on Dunham Road he was on bail for affray, assault occasioning actual bodily harm, and possession of cocaine, and he was, naturally, uninsured. The judge later described this as an “appalling” record that demonstrated “complete contempt” for the law and for public safety. She was being polite. What it actually demonstrates is that Richardson spent fifteen years treating the rules of the road, the police, the courts, and the safety of everyone else as optional extras, and that the system responded by occasionally fining him, occasionally banning him, occasionally giving him community orders, and then, after he had passed an extended driving test and regained his licence, letting him get back behind the wheel of a large SUV. When he finally used that vehicle to kill a man, the only surprising thing was that anyone was still surprised. Michael Mullins was #cycling home from work. Richardson had spent the better part of his adult life proving that he should not have been driving at all. The gap between those two facts is not a tragedy of chance. It is a tragedy of sequence.
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YOUNG BOB’S INTERVENTION Living room. Sofa, biscuits, Union Jack cushion. Young Bob sits in the middle looking defensive. Mum, Dad, Auntie Carol, & Uncle Dave are arranged around him. MUM: Right, Bob. We’ve asked everyone here today because we’re worried. YOUNG BOB: Is this about the “We Need to Deport Millions, Change My Mind” stall again? Because the police only held me for twenty-two hours this time. That’s progress. DAD: It’s not just the stalls, son. It’s the pattern. You’re constantly winding people up until someone either hits you or nicks you. Last month it was the university curry incident. Before that it was Speakers’ Corner. Now they’re talking about charging you with something that could actually stick. AUNTIE CAROL: We’re concerned you’ve developed a bit of a… martyr complex. YOUNG BOB: It’s not a martyr complex. It’s free speech. Someone has to say the things nobody else will say. DAD: There’s a difference between being a martyr & being an agitating little cunt with a charging cable. UNCLE DAVE: (leaning forward) Bob. Be honest with us. Are you doing all this because you want to go to prison? YOUNG BOB: What? No. That’s ridiculous. MUM: (gently) Because from the outside it looks like you’re deliberately collecting arrests. And some of us have started to wonder if there’s a… particular reason you keep trying to get locked up. AUNTIE CAROL: We think you might be trying to get yourself sent down so you can have the bum sex. YOUNG BOB: I’m sorry, what? DAD: It’s a reasonable hypothesis. You’re eighteen, you’ve never had a proper girlfriend that we’ve seen, you spend all day arguing with strangers about borders & then filming yourself getting nicked. It’s not a massive leap. UNCLE DAVE: Prison’s got a reputation. You know that, right? Especially for a fresh-faced lad who turns up looking like he just left sixth form. Some of those lads in there have been waiting a long time for someone who fits your… demographic. YOUNG BOB: This is insane. I’m not trying to go to prison for sex. I’m trying to highlight the two-tier policing & the demographic changes happening to this country! MUM: And if that means you end up in a cell with a large man called Darren who calls you “pretty boy,” you’re fine with that? YOUNG BOB: Mum! AUNTIE CAROL: We’re not judging, love. We’re just saying if that’s what you want, there are safer ways. Grindr exists. You don’t have to get yourself done for a public order offence & hope the judge is in a bad mood. DAD: Exactly. We’re happy to support you exploring whatever… lifestyle… you want. Just not if it involves you getting repeatedly arrested until the system finally gives in & sends you to HMP for the full experience. YOUNG BOB: I am not gay. And I do not want to go to prison for that. UNCLE DAVE: Then stop acting like you’re auditioning for it. Every time you set up that table with the big sign & the camera, you’re basically putting “available for processing” on your forehead. MUM: We love you. We just don’t want you to come out of there in a few years with a new nickname & a story you can never tell at Christmas. YOUNG BOB: (quietly) …Can I go back to arguing with people on the internet now? EVERYONE: No.
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She got the Queen, the economy, the Tory party, and now MAGA.
Liz Truss posting from Mar-a-Lago on the night MAGA imploded. She's just too good.
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“You’re f**ked.”
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Donald Trump must be pleased that the American people took his advice and voted as if he was on the ballot.
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Simon retweeted
Reform UK are set to announce two new spokesmen this week after they successfully passed their vetting process
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Why don’t you tell the class, George. The floor is yours…..
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In yet another triumph for our vetting process, George Madgwick, the leader of Reform in Hampshire, has been charged with 35 offences including 12 counts of rape.
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Replying to @reformexposed
Idea for a TV program called ‘Pints with Pedos’ staring Nigel Farage.
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Simon retweeted
We have a serious problem in our country with letting all these unvetted Reform rapists and paedophiles break into our politics.
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Hey, @ZiaYusufUK One of yours I believe. Hasn’t arrived on a boat either.
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In case you're unfamiliar with George Madgwick, he was outed in the ITV documentary recently as the neo-Nazi Reform councillor in Portsmouth. He's been a cosy contributor to many media shows, not least @ShelaghFogarty on @LBC who has had many laughs with him on air. Reform UK once again will claim that it's 'one bad apple' but it is obvious to all now that they do not vet candidates. This is a truly horrific set of charges and should, in normal times, trigger a nationwide investigation into the party. But will it? No, we know it won't at all. Farage will brush it off as he always does. We should not let them skirt this latest disgusting breach of trust.
🚨 NEW: The leader of Reform UK in Hampshire has been charged with 35 offences, including 12 counts of rape and making indecent images of a child
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Beth Rigby, "All of the people in the Makerfield focus group voted to Leave the EU. When Burnham said it at conference I thought: Brexit betrayal. Those Leave voting parts of the country won't like this." "But you ask those people and they don't seem to mind (closer ties with the EU" Brexiter 1, "I voted to leave.. Much younger then.. Didn't understand it.. Dad told me to vote for Leave.. It's harder now.. Maybe it would be better if we went back" Brexiter 2, "Everything seemed better when we were in Europe, it just did" Brexiter 3, "I think we were over-promised things.. I think we would be much better as part of an EU.. Than on our own" Brexiter 4 says she would vote the same way because she thinks we would have to adopt the Euro - currently six EU countries do not use the Euro My view: The Makerfield focus group tells you how much the Brexit argument has changed. These were all Leave voters. Now one says she didn’t understand what she was voting for; others say life in the EU felt better, that they were promised too much, and that Britain might be better off as a member again. That doesn’t mean every one of them would vote to rejoin. It does show that the old assumption—that Leave voters would always reject closer ties with Europe—is wearing thin. Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage helped persuade people that Brexit would deliver easy gains, without being honest about the trade-offs or what leaving would mean in practice. The euro objection shows how those scare stories still shape the debate. - Six EU countries currently don’t use the euro and the UK had an opt-out when it was a member. What this shows is the need for clear information, not deception, half-truths and outright lies, shaping the conversation. Because when people are given clear accurate facts, the majority of them do not buy into populist rhetoric, so much of which is based on hate and division.
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Join us via livestream on Saturday (7.30 UK time start) - tickets just £5 for an hour of parodies, covers, & originals … and we’re doing a Q&A so you can leave questions & comments in chat: marshfamilylive.eventbrite.c…
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Monument to those shot in the Civil War in Campo da Rata, A Coruña. The site just outside the Galician city was used to kill hundreds of leftists between 1936-37. Inaugurated in 2001. Poem by Garcia Lorca is carved into the granite, stained in places in red📷Chencho Mendoza Instg
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Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple. Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways. Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔
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Seems @Alexarmstrong posted this at 1am to avoid anyone seeing it. Let’s make sure that doesn’t happen. Hold @GBNEWS to account.
On 19 July 2024, I published two posts on my X account in which I made allegations about Mr Mothin Ali being involved in the Harehills riots. I have accepted these were incorrect and I have jointly made a statement in open Court in order to apologise to Mr Ali and correct the record which is below. archive.org/details/JSIOC-MA…
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Everyone at Sale Sharks is devastated to learn of the death of our former player Hyron Andrews. Hyron was a much-loved member of the squad during his time with us and everyone at the club is united in sending their love, thoughts and heartfelt condolences to his wife Maighlin, their beautiful boys and the rest of his family and friends and everyone at Lions Rugby.
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Everyone at PREM Rugby and our clubs is deeply saddened by the passing of Hyron Andrews and we extend our heartfelt sympathies to his family and friends. Our thoughts are also with Hyron’s teammates past and present, everyone at the Lions and Sale Sharks, and the wider South African rugby community at this very difficult time. Rest in peace, Hyron ♥️
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