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Murrlogic

@murrlogic

I am Odalia Blight's Strongest Simp.

Joined August 2019
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Effective immediately I am making @AstolfoDaily the official scribe the person who makes the official rules on what determines a wonder bread coded character and ways how a character who is partially wonder bread coded to get higher on the list.
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Effective immediately I am making @AstolfoDaily the official scribe the person who makes the official rules on what determines a wonder bread coded character and ways how a character who is partially wonder bread coded to get higher on the list.
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Someone should draw a picture of Korra and Asami cuddling in bed and then Korra remembers that time she said this to Mako and gets super fucking embarrassed about it which Asami finds cute
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Someone should draw a picture of Korra and Asami cuddling in bed and then Korra remembers that time she said this to Mako and gets super fucking embarrassed about it which Asami finds cute
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Tomorrow I shall watch an anime perhaps.
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The government banning everything and pretending it's for the greater good when they could ban Mumsnet and save everyone.
Debs💚🤍💜 (@biologycounts) profile pictureDebs💚🤍💜@biologycountsNov 1
It’s shocking to see mainly men mocking this female MP for daring to say that choking a woman during sex is not playful. Since when has strangulation become playful? ‘Playful’ is saying it’s ok to abuse women. Men wouldn’t be calling it playful if it was them being strangled.
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But where is Blue Moon...
mel | 💋 (@melscanvas_) profile picturemel | 💋@melscanvas_Nov 1
god i love hot women
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I can't believe they turned Velma into a dog
Anime Tokki (@AnimeTokki) profile pictureAnime Tokki
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First Look at 'Scooby-Doo' Original Anime series by OLM.
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The only time I ever hear about Maricopa is when there's election-related shit like this happening.
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
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Power outage temporarily shuts down heavily Republican-leaning vote center in Mesa, Arizona, per Maricopa County Recorder’s Office.
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Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) profile pictureKevin Sorbo
@ksorbsNov 1
Idiot liberal moves from a blue state (because it sucks to live in) to a red state(because it’s great to live in) and then votes to turn it into a blue state. Incredible.
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When John Lennon wasn't beating women, he was beating something else.
Page Six (@PageSix) profile picturePage Six
@PageSix11 Sep 2018
Paul McCartney and John Lennon once masturbated together pge.sx/2N9Zoti
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"My husband doesn't do the dishes as often as I would prefer. I better ruin the lives of my kids by cheating on him with a man who doesn't do the dishes at all because he doesn't even live here."
Pooja Priyamvada (@PoojaPriyam_) profile picturePooja Priyamvada
@PoojaPriyam_Oct 29
Extramarital dating app, Gleeden conducted a survey titled "Why do women commit adultery" in 2023. One of the shocking findings of this research claim that 7 out of 10 women cheat on their husbands because they do not contribute in household chores.
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“Becoming Italian” is a hilarious euphemism for putting on a couple pounds
Sam Grady🇺🇦🇵🇸🇺🇸🇹🇼 (@SamGradyWrites) profile pictureSam Grady🇺🇦🇵🇸🇺🇸🇹🇼@SamGradyWrites16h
They're becoming Italian.
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Every year around election time I pick my mom’s brain to see if there’s any runs that might defy the betting odds. This time her shout was Susan Collins to win Maine. Idk who that is but I put down 50 bucks
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How it feels to gamble on the future of the country
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A lot of stuff culturally is like this. Also I suspect it’s the source of a lot of Mandela effects
NessyBoy (@NessyBoy64) profile pictureNessyBoy@NessyBoy6414h
Replying to @lemoncloud22936 @spumdonor
A theory that came to my head right now is someone watched one single classic cartoon actually do that, so they wrote it as a joke and it just snowballed from there being in everything “toon archetype humor lolololol”
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In my mind this is the setting for most prog songs
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Jay Tholen (@jaytholen) profile pictureJay Tholen@jaytholen15h
people often describe Prog Rock as consisting of 20 minute suites about wizards and dragons and stuff but sadly there aren't actually that many wizard songs. Power Metal is the actual wizard genre.
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Tweets that feel like a Red Meat comic
Web3 Celebrity (@web3celebrity) profile pictureWeb3 Celebrity
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Replying to @drfrensor
Every month I attend an orgy and the same fat girl is there. I fuck her every time and she never remembers me.
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Have a video idea that’s so unlike my other content and I was gonna post a “would you watch if,” but that doesn’t mean anything you just gotta post and see what happens
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Trying and failing to find the segment but I have to admit that he had that shit on here
Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) profile pictureJustin Whang 🐙
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I just remembered when Tiger Ali Singh was doing a bit where he brings in someone from the audience to mock, but one time the volunteer was this chick he clearly thought was hot and it threw his whole game off
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