@muteman

Dry humoured fortysomething likes cars,bikes,guitars and sarcasm

 Bedford ,England
Joined June 2008
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Sarah Cooper
@sarahcpr10 Jul 2020
How to cognitive
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Big ask. I am 62 this weekend, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx
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Man reluctantly gets into pond.
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Iancarlo@IancarloP8 Jun 2020
100% ... one hundred percent !!!
Leeds United
@LUFC8 Jun 2020
👊 “We want to finish it off”
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61 years ago today @NASA's X-15 hypersonic aircraft made its first glide flight. The X-15 could fly at a top speed of 4,520 mph! Its 199 flights including one with my commander during Apollo 11 Neil Armstrong, marked the dawn of a new era for aeronautics research.
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Sarah Cooper
@sarahcpr15 May 2020
How to more cases than anybody in the world
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#YouMeBigC I love the pod and what you do to raise cancer awareness. But worried at times that you understand how the NHS system works and that even for cancer sensible & safe criteria must be used for referrals. Otherwise the system will crash.
Ride a motorcycle
Payton Jones@paytonjjones29 Nov 2019
Give your best mental health advice in three words.
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Replying to @muteman
I felt for you both mate! I salute you!! 👍🏻😂
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NHS Million
@NHSMillion27 Oct 2019
We’re putting together a team of a million people who love the NHS and think it’s worth protecting Please follow and RT if you do, and help us support staff and raise awareness of key issues affecting our health service
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Wets and cold ride down M1 from Yorks brightened up by a thumbs up from @JamesMToseland
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Scotland, if you don't vote YES then you lose the right to whinge about England, the English, the UK, forever.
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Mark Steel@mrmarksteel11 Sep 2014
Last night a tramp shouted at me 'Why did the Egyptian swimmer refuse to accept he was gay? Because he was in denial'. I gave him 2 quid.
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TEENAGE BOYS. An old piece of carpet is excellent for achieving the cool hipster beard look. http://t.co/w6Jf86lkx2 (via @joeheenan)
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If I lived in Scotland, I'd vote Yes. But then, if I lived in America, I'd eat all day and carry an assault rifle.
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Bring Motorcycle road tax inline with that of cars - e-petitions epetitions.direct.gov.uk/pet…
I’ve just sponsored Dominic Carter using @vmgiving. You can support them too at uk.virginmoneygiving.com/Dom…
Have a listen.....Mastertapes: Series 2: Wilko Johnson (the B-side) bbc.in/18oCP5G
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