Dry humoured fortysomething likes cars,bikes,guitars and sarcasm
Bedford ,England
Joined June 2008
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Simon Petty retweeted
Big ask. I am 62 this weekend, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx
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61 years ago today @NASA's X-15 hypersonic aircraft made its first glide flight. The X-15 could fly at a top speed of 4,520 mph! Its 199 flights including one with my commander during Apollo 11 Neil Armstrong, marked the dawn of a new era for aeronautics research.
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We’re putting together a team of a million people who love the NHS and think it’s worth protecting
Please follow and RT if you do, and help us support staff and raise awareness of key issues affecting our health service
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Scotland, if you don't vote YES then you lose the right to whinge about England, the English, the UK, forever.
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Last night a tramp shouted at me 'Why did the Egyptian swimmer refuse to accept he was gay? Because he was in denial'. I gave him 2 quid.
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TEENAGE BOYS.
An old piece of carpet is excellent for achieving the cool hipster beard look. http://t.co/w6Jf86lkx2 (via @joeheenan)
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If I lived in Scotland, I'd vote Yes. But then, if I lived in America, I'd eat all day and carry an assault rifle.
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Yes - it's a strange feeling. Thatcher is gone. This says it better than I ever could... tl.gd/n_1rjliea via @timchipping
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Often stumped when people ask me why I use Twitter but not Facebook. Now I can just send them to @mathowie's reasons: medium.com/i-m-h-o/52a20d7a1… – at San Francisco, CA
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Dear America, Please Don't Fall for This Shit Again huffingtonpost.com/adam-mcka… via @huffingtonpost
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Graham Rowntree on Vunipola: "I'm looking for a fault in his game and I can't find one. He loves a scrum and you know that turns me on!"
