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Hugo

@mvtilated

26 🇲🇽 empty slab of meat operated by a colony of gerbils. @bloodmoneytx

 Houston, TX
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Joined August 2014
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Okay enough jokes this is literally me
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Hamburger style
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@RxgardsOct 16
me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles
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@SawyerMerrittOct 16
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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cher@mclIarkOct 14
black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers
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Lowkey crop dusted my whole city today
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ßrian@RootOfAlIOct 9
u dont smoke for 3 days all of a sudden u dreaming bout niggas doing drive bys on u on a pterodactyl
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I went over my handlebars and smacked myself p good, then crashed into a hedge, but it was still a beautiful day.
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Vivian@suchnerveOct 7
Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is
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It's a beautiful day to become a traffic fatality
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D@iblechdotcomOct 4
i be like lowkey whole time it’s not lowkey at all
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le jeune homme en question
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Frontières (@Frontieresmedia) profile pictureFrontières
@FrontieresmediaOct 1
🚨 EXCLU - Un jeune homme a été TABASSÉ à La Rochelle par des bloqueurs.
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Pub was playing Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down and I thought of this image and started laughing so hard i had to leave
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I saw this and chased that high specifically
ManicMel™️ (@manicmelora) profile pictureManicMel™️
@manicmeloraSep 30
I saw this then still got high
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v33 🐞@TOADVEEOct 1
every time i wanna quit smoking cigs i start encountering Cigarette Situations
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Count@wunsicksSep 30
first nigga to make a molotov was mad as fuck
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Putting my bare ass cheeks up against the aquarium glass and showing the fish a real starfish
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So excited to ride my bike again tomorrow
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Tony Soprano summer is over. Its time for Christopher Moltisanti autumn
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That rose toy not gonna ask you for $40 like I would
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