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—made of memories ❀ free 🇵🇸 | ilya rozanov ♡ shane hollander. main activist acct is @zhxnov

28, she/her, desi
Joined February 2021
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one day I’m gonna write a book about Indian women banding together to pull off a heist where they steal back the Koohinoor diamond
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I hate Canadian Halloween, what do you mean you’re Jagmeet Singh’s suspicious red duffle bag
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One of the highest crimes humanity has ever committed
Legacy media for 3 years: “Israel says it’s targeting Hamas”
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love the idea of Shane being a relationship and his boyfriend begging to make it an open relationship bc Shane is so “boring” and Shane is embarrassed but then soooo many people line up to hit on Shane, namely Ilya Rozanov, a rival player from another uni hockey team 🫪
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And Shane is sooooo reluctant, he’s trying to keep his distance even though he’s been obsessed with Ilya but he doesn’t stay over, he doesn’t let Ilya take him out, or cook for him, bc he doesn’t want his heart to broken again and Ilya doesn’t even like him like that
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And Ilya being down bad, like the inventor of downbadism, is literally do everything in his power to get Shane to stay and be his boyfriend but then he also is like “maybe Shane doesn’t like me like that and he just wants to fuck” but like nahhhh Shane is equally down bad
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Maybe I just write this for twitter
instead of tuna-melt gate, Shane and Ilya have a fantastic sleepover, and everything is good, well, mostly, Ilya doesn’t try to take things a step further and Shane doesn’t panic, but then as Shane is leaving, he gives Ilya a quick kiss on the lips and is like “bye, I love you”—
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sam ♕ retweeted
long distance selfies #hollanov
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bffs Shane and Ilya fucking the same fleshlight to “practice” their thrust game.
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I kinda need everyone to get into this
varun saying he'd do desi heated rivalry with sid 😭😭😭😭
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reminds me of this post
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shaking crying throwing up
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yeah you could say ilya knows how to woo a guy. #heatedrivalry #hollanov
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he was YEARNING
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I don’t want any Benjamin Netanyahu updates unless he’s DEAD.
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I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.
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