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mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Nashville, TN
Joined March 2014
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Gays be using the craziest pictures as memes like where tf you get that from and why is it on your phone ???
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Oh that’s not—
avatar pavi & avatar aang 👻
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OH MY GOD??!??
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Yall asking me for bicep heart picture instead of how I’m doing
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i can be selective too – at Rustenburg, South Africa
"One race the human race"
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It’s been years since getting ocean water from sonic and whew
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Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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if aang killed ozai, the fire nation would have successfully eliminated all air nomads
Fun fact: Korra would have killed ozai
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Thank god for limes
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Oh I have an idea
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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Update from threads
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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slamming your sweaty fartbox into the carseat wearing only a loincloth and speedo probably clammy as fuck yeah I’d not enjoy it either mate
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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trying not to jerk off before going to bed
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Brazilians celebrating Lula’s victory! 🇧🇷
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