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mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Nashville, TN
Joined March 2014
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OH MY GOD??!??
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i can be selective too – at Rustenburg, South Africa
"One race the human race"
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Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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if aang killed ozai, the fire nation would have successfully eliminated all air nomads
Fun fact: Korra would have killed ozai
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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Update from threads
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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slamming your sweaty fartbox into the carseat wearing only a loincloth and speedo probably clammy as fuck yeah I’d not enjoy it either mate
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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trying not to jerk off before going to bed
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shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta
Y’all hush, Chef Raven’s Kitchen is on!
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
😭😭😭😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
I love gay Halloween because what you mean you’re “the fish who had no idea they was gonna play in her face”😭
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so im guessing the flava flav cosplay is done for good now
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This autopsy serve omggg
🚨ariana grande shot by her boyfriend ricky alvarez
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didn't jerk off my morning wood today
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chickens when you take away their egg
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