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if aang killed ozai, the fire nation would have successfully eliminated all air nomads
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slamming your sweaty fartbox into the carseat wearing only a loincloth and speedo probably clammy as fuck yeah I’d not enjoy it either mate
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Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta
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I love gay Halloween because what you mean you’re “the fish who had no idea they was gonna play in her face”😭











































