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many things, all of it.

Port Harcourt, Nigeria
Joined January 2019
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Replying to @wizkidayo
@wizkidayo ESCALAWIZZY, literally. 馃 Closeups in thread.
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234 appearances and you think he has no Naija blood in him? 馃檮 Obrigado from +234 @Cristiano
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馃吔` retweeted
fuck you @officialABAT you鈥檙e a bastard.
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Can you lot not read, or is basic comprehension too much to ask?
Please, you guys, I have a genuine question. 馃槶 If I send a motion designer a brief by 2PM and get the finished video by 4PM, should I be concerned? Because on top of the turnaround time, I can literally spot Claude fonts in the video. 馃槶 Motion designers, please educate me. What tools are you working with? How long does it realistically take you to execute a brief? Because if AI is doing the video, what exactly am I paying you for? 馃槶
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Lmao, even Lampard's no.8 is more recognizable compared to whatever tf these are.
It has to be Michael Jordan鈥檚 23. It鈥檚 globally recognized even by people who don't follow sports. Wayne Gretzky鈥檚 99 and Jackie Robinson鈥檚 42 are the only ones that come close.
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If you no show me gun nothing for you.
phone too cost guy, if them goes you, goes them back.
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If na like that first week wey i just buy my phone you go gats shoot the gun join make i dey sure.
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Cos i no go ever fit forgive myself if i later find out say na fake gun dem use collect my Samsung. 馃挃
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Butter and bread for Valverde.
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Funny how this AI clip is doing more numbers than the original. Different blogs with different stories and people getting emotionally invested in the comments lmaooooo! 馃ぃ Yeah, y'all getting scammed real bad in the future.
The pressure is heavy, But chin up. You still have a target to hit
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Talks like an imbecile, thinks like a clown and acts like a very big fool.
Watch: President Tinubu believes he has been granted wisdom to continue to serve Nigeria after visiting the Holy mosque in Makkah. He said this in an interview with our state house correspondent, Musbau Dan-Wahab shortly after returning from his historic entry into stone building called Ka鈥檃ba.
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馃槀馃槶
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn鈥檛 supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Na for our mouth you wan hear say Okro soup dey draw.
I have a question. Please feel free to attack me. OGB wasn't a successful content creator. He wasn't a successful entertainer, doesn't act movies, doesn't sing songs. Somehow, he has opened a highend store, drives a multimillion car with multiple houses. How please?
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Bundle of joy wey you suppose don bundle go meet granny/grandpa since e off uniform.
Day 1 of mid term break. Bundle of joy don spoil window blind
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starting my week with this.
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Wetin that Man U number 17 been dey try do? 馃槶
馃毃馃數 Morgan Rogers' goal vs Manchester United from the referee's angle. 馃憗锔忊湪
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Initial gra gra, your body don calm now. 馃槀
Please and please do not seize anybody's phone I have been arrested by the NPF for unlawful possession of the drivers phone, on his statement he says I Stole his money 35k when I seize his phone and car keys Na today illeterate show me say e sabi law pass me wey dey educated.
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You even get luck say e no call like 1m, lmao.
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Imagine.
How did the ref or Var not see this ??
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馃吔` retweeted
"If cancerous cells are bad how come they multiply rapidly?"
If Islam is actually a wrong religion, how come there are 1.8 billion Muslims and Islam is the fastest growing religion?
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Shey this thing wey Arsenal dey play na still football like this?
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