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Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open
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SHOULDNT IT BE A BIGGER STORY THAT THE US PRESIDENT AND HIS FAMILY SOLD A NONE EXISTENT PHONE AND IS NOW TELLING EVERYONE THAT PAID FOR IT THAT THERE IS NO PHONE AND NO REFUND 🙄
THE US PRESIDENT IS RUNNING HIS CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION FROM INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE AND IT IS A HORRIFIC LOOK FOR AMERICA 🤷
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IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN
Takano: Should Trump fail a mental fitness test, would you vote to invoke the 25th amendment?
RFK JR: There hasn’t been a president who is more sane… Look at the video of President Biden this week. He’s delusional. He thought a guy was Barack Obama
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Here is how each political party reacts to news that a politician in their party was accused of sexual misconduct.
Democrats : Oh wow, that’s terrible. He should not have a job in a public office anymore.
Republican: Oh wow, all 36 women are lying. The jury was woke. The hot mic where he was caught bragging about sexual assault was not a big deal. Yeah it happened multiple times but who cares? So what he knew Epstein? They were only best friends and neighbors for over a decade. If the under aged teenagers didn’t want him barging into the locker room they shouldn’t have been in his beauty pageant! Being accused of rape multiple times in the Epstein files is normal because he is a billionaire.
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If y'all are surprised to find out the DoorDash Grandma McDonald's delivery was all staged wait until you hear about the one about this humdinger in Butler PA.
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JD Vance: “The war in Iran will not end until we have a nuclear treaty.”
Me: “We had a nuclear treaty and Trump tore it up because Obama signed it.”
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If Iran is able to charge $2 million per tanker, they're gonna make $280 million a day.
That's $500 billion in five years.
For comparison, the Obama administration gave Iran $1.7 billion in cash.
Not great, guys.
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Historians will look back on this time and wonder how so many of you braindead bags of shit got so easily conned by the most obvious grifting pedophile in American history
Absolute fuckin retards man
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Salesman: The car is $25k
Trump: $20k take it or leave it.
Salesman: No thank you. It’s $25k
Trump: okay fine, I’ll do $24k final offer.
Salesman: No thank you.
Trump: Fine I’ll give you $28k
MAGA: WOW ART OF THE DEAL!!!
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So he’ll stop bombing Iran in order to reopen the Strait of Hormuz…
…which was open before he started bombing Iran.
Got it.
President Trump says he will suspend attacks on Iran for two weeks if it opens Strait of Hormuz immediately
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“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”
The man is an insufferable suck-up.
























