Eats burritos. Takes photos. Will Travel.

Baltimore MD
Joined December 2008
This isn’t democracy btw
Elon Musk’s political action committee is offering Wisconsin voters $100 if they sign a petition opposing "activist judges" ahead of the Wisconsin Supreme Court election on April 1. abcnews.link/rnghl9N
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Someone stole a check from my mailbox meant for the IRS and @BankofAmerica says I'm liable (more detail)
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Someone stole a check I had written to the IRS out of a mailbox and Photoshop it and deposited it and @BankofAmerica says I'm liable. I've never felt so unprotected by a bank from fraud before.
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Best one yet!
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yes, but that money went straight to the cops, who will be needed to bludgeon and taze the people who lost their homes last night
BREAKING: LA Mayor Karen Bass cut fire department funding by $17.6 million, months before the wildfires, per NYP.
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twitter is a fridge i keep opening and it does have stuff inside but I DONT WANT THIS yuck yuck yuck
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Kyle Rittenhouse is allowed to get away with murder. Daniel Penny is allowed to get away with murder. Cops get away with murder all the time. The people pearl clutching about this CEO killing are really concerned with who was killed, not the act of killing.
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Mentally, I’m here
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me: I’m going to disconnect completely today also me:
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A dark omen on a stormy day 🐦‍⬛
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it's been over sixty years and no film promo pic has gone as hard as this still of tippi hedren lighting one up with a crow for alfred hitchcock's 'the birds' (1963)
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It's the time of year where I struggle to vote because my printer doesn’t know how to print on an envelope.
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I don't mind when motorcyclists cut line in traffic. They're just trying to make up for their severely shortened life expectancy.
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nessa k retweeted
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Fun Fact: The first bill Trump ever signed into law was to make it easy for mentally ill people to obtain firearms.
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nessa k retweeted
Horror fans the rest of the year
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MOUNTY HAS HIT THE BUDS!!! Repost to enter for a chance to win an O’s VIP experience presented by @budweiserusa.
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