I love everyone.

Every couch arm in the whole world has some kind of iPhone grease applied to it.

this one is fascinating/terrifying foodisstupid.substack.com/p/…

I’ll save you some time. The answer is always.

Dear John… um I mean @NachosAndLager I made that one pizza we’re not supposed to make.

Food Is Stupid (@FartSandwich) and @dontdrinkbeer are 2 of my favorite content creators. I have a type I guess?

clickbait mad libs: - More people should [verb] the best [noun] on [platform] - [group] react to [event] - [number] secrets the [industry] doesn't want you to know I'm sure there are many more, but these are the ones the Great Algo presents to me.

I have devised a @hugnkiss trap

Classic 5 week voyage of a package sent using 2 day delivery with FedEx from OH to WI.

Monty is apparently doing eulogy-style Mother’s Day this year.

i heard people like seasons, we got em all

Tailgating exists because you need to bring fun to a boring place. So…

good morning @JeffPassan

Time for a peaceful early dinner

Wordle chose violence today

My @OctopusCaveman art arrived over the weekend. I call him Frank. 😍

Two worlds collide. ⁦@BuckyIsotope⁩ ⁦@nihilist_arbys⁩

the web design on curve.fi is 💯

Following @UTChicago directions is heavy.

You, tell Wentworth you’re sorry for calling him fat trash. You, apologize for corpse camping Levi.