Co-author 'From Poverty to Prosperity', ‘Invisible Wealth’, ‘Home Ec’. Work for $XOM (opinions/own). “Nick couldn’t be more right.” — Michael Bloomberg

Joined April 2009
Contreras is ridiculous
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While I want the Rays to win a Series one day, I am legitimately excited about how amazing the parade in Milwaukee is gonna be. I mean, just think about it. Usinger’s and Mader’s, Miller flowing like wine, USA250, it can’t get any better.
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This is… hilarious
Makes me laugh every time. Murph never shakes his players hands, so they just smack him.
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Gasser numbers are awesome but embarrassing for @mlb if true.
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Contreras is ridiculous
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Contreras is a savant.
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I concur
I never imagined we’d become regulars at Outback Steakhouse But their prime rib is legitimately good Got a 16 oz medium rare cut with tallow fries & a sweet potato for $34 while watching the World Series & UT games Not a sponsored post (but it should be!)
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William Contreras to Smoltz — shaddup
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‘… and a chaplain.’
An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.
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Gunshots — but yeah tell me this isn’t interesting
Sometimes its best to just listen…. Empty ballpark #worldseries
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Wrong. This is great. Fans love this Series.
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‘Tim Janus… who…consumed four pounds of tiramisu in six minutes, 10.5 pounds of ramen in eight minutes, 71 tamales in eight minutes, 7.7 pounds of boneless Buffalo wings in 12 minutes and 141 pieces of nigiri in six minutes, died in Boston on Sept. 16.’ nytimes.com/2026/10/14/obitu…
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On a scale of 1-10 ... What's your interest level in the Rays v Brewers World Series?
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Bertha Candyman Babe it ain’t no lie Dire wolf Dark hollow China Doll Wheel Althea Cassidy Brown eyed women All around this world Deep Elum Blues Fair thee well Jack Straw Rain and snow Ripple Box of rain New Speedway Boogie St Stephen’s Not fade away Morning dew
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I know @mlb hates it but Brewer-Rays series is what actual baseball fans want. So thank you.
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Hawk!
Today, I was proud to present the Governor’s Medal of Freedom to Baseball Hall of Famer and great Floridian Andre Dawson. His distinguished career in Major League Baseball, his contributions to the sport, and his lasting impact on our state have earned him this award. From his childhood in Southwest Miami, to his college days at FAMU, to his legendary MLB career, “The Hawk” has represented Florida in the best possible way for decades. His generous support of FAMU and its baseball program has helped generations of student-athletes succeed. The Governor’s Medal of Freedom is the highest honor I can bestow on any Floridian, and Andre Dawson truly deserves this recognition.
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