rather well known niche cabaret legend. Swiftie. I talk too much. words in @Looper @IndieWire @vulture @slashfilm @PhillyInquirer & opinions are mine. she/her

Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2009
the john wick movies make sense to me because if someone fucked with my dog I’d do all the stuff he did
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HABIBI EVERYONE REMEMBER THE RHINOCEROS IM CRYING
El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.  And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too. He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros. And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb. But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
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WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE President Trump escalated his invective against Norway, calling it a ‘shit house country’ and saying Norwegian immigrants are not welcome in the United States because the Nobel committee, based in the capital Oslo, has not awarded him a Peace Prize reut.rs/3U1joSt
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stop giving him ideas you idiot
If President Trump was losing an election then called up his former personal attorney turned Supreme Court justice to extend voting by 3 hours... All of the media would be sounding the alarm on corruption. But when fascist dictator Lula does it for Brazil the media cheers his victory.
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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Two talking heads debate whether Obama’s ‘Cheesecake Factory’ quip will hurt Dems while on split screen a fully nude Donald Trump bellows racial slurs about Somalis
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don't forget that he shits in a gold toilet and has never been to a grocery store or flown commercial
Obama is an elitist snob, which is why real America voted for the billionaire Epstein class draft dodger president that’s never used a hammer or a power tool in his entire life
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i am simply not interested in hearing y’all’s dumbass “both sides are the same” fucking bullshit when this is the republican party. these people are fucking GHOULS.
Beamer on El-Sayed: He has a birth certificate but he's not an American. He had the choice to be an American or not. He has chosen otherwise. He has blood that's red. However, he has chosen to remove any strain of the white and blue part in his blood. We cannot allow this man to invade and, occupy our country. (He is an American)
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when i'm president HOAs will be illegal thank u 4 ur attention 2 this matter
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Everyone getting a little fruity this year is the real October surprise
OBAMA on El-SAYED: You see those big guns, that's why he wears those t-shirts.
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I will venmo $500 to the first reporter to ask donald j. trump to define the word "jihad"
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The right: “The left can’t take a joke!” Obama: makes a joke The right: starts a brand new culture war over…The Cheesecake Factory
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9 days out and we're getting winners like "my voters are fucking stupid as shit"
Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means
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I have decided I like her. sports car is fun. greedy is fun. this song is fun. it's not that deep!
“This is her espres-“ Baby this is her Housewife
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one time he asked for dijon mustard on his burger and they were ready to draw and quarter him
Glad ppl who weren’t following politics during the Obama years can see the pearl clutching over the Cheesecake Factory joke in real time. Bc yes, this is actually how conservatives acted every single day lmao
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il sont cuits
I keep seeing french tweets eviscerating japan. Are there any japanese tweets doing the same to france or are they just cooked
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“one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections” from the traitors who brought you January 6
Dems placing a second Dan Sullivan on the ballot in Alaska (a fake candidate designed to conceal who is the actual US Senator running for re-election) is one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections. It reveals pure contempt for voters.
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underrated joke in You Can See Everything is Billy saying “the prototype will be done in less than a year” and Nathan saying “well, let me know when it’s done” followed by the hard cut to TWO YEARS LATER
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okay it might be a low bar to clear but joe biden objectively was the most pro-trans president ever. that's just a fact. like literally who else could it possibly be
A lot of libs bought the "Biden was the most pro trans president ever" lie and I'm pretty sure it's fully based on him reversing the military ban and the (admittedly funny) "at least 3 genders" comment. They didnt care enough during his admin to notice the transphobic policies.
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"my mama said we gotta go, okay bye"
A photographer in Alaska spotted a little bear cub waving goodbye to her. Images via i/brookelittlebear
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It's so funny to try and resuscitate the "Obama is a snob" thing after 10 years of worshipping billionaire real estate mogul Donald J Trump.
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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