
rather well known niche cabaret legend. Swiftie. I talk too much. words in @Looper @IndieWire @vulture @slashfilm @PhillyInquirer & opinions are mine. she/her
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the john wick movies make sense to me because if someone fucked with my dog I’d do all the stuff he did
HABIBI EVERYONE REMEMBER THE RHINOCEROS IM CRYING
El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.
And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too.
He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros.
And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb.
But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE
President Trump escalated his invective against Norway, calling it a ‘shit house country’ and saying Norwegian immigrants are not welcome in the United States because the Nobel committee, based in the capital Oslo, has not awarded him a Peace Prize reut.rs/3U1joSt
stop giving him ideas you idiot
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?"
drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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Two talking heads debate whether Obama’s ‘Cheesecake Factory’ quip will hurt Dems while on split screen a fully nude Donald Trump bellows racial slurs about Somalis
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i am simply not interested in hearing y’all’s dumbass “both sides are the same” fucking bullshit when this is the republican party. these people are fucking GHOULS.
Beamer on El-Sayed: He has a birth certificate but he's not an American. He had the choice to be an American or not. He has chosen otherwise. He has blood that's red. However, he has chosen to remove any strain of the white and blue part in his blood. We cannot allow this man to invade and, occupy our country.
(He is an American)
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Everyone getting a little fruity this year is the real October surprise
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The right: “The left can’t take a joke!”
Obama: makes a joke
The right: starts a brand new culture war over…The Cheesecake Factory
one time he asked for dijon mustard on his burger and they were ready to draw and quarter him
“one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections” from the traitors who brought you January 6
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underrated joke in You Can See Everything is Billy saying “the prototype will be done in less than a year” and Nathan saying “well, let me know when it’s done” followed by the hard cut to TWO YEARS LATER
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okay it might be a low bar to clear but joe biden objectively was the most pro-trans president ever. that's just a fact. like literally who else could it possibly be
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It's so funny to try and resuscitate the "Obama is a snob" thing after 10 years of worshipping billionaire real estate mogul Donald J Trump.






















