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Joined June 2011
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really thought i nailed this one
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being hungover on a saturday vs being hungover on a sunday
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when a pilot says “we have x many souls on board”, is he including gingers? #askingforafriend
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Southampton NY isn’t the easiest place to get to so I might as well get this started early! Ticket giveaway for the US open! Bonus points if you take a kid (12 and under are free)
🤖 Made with AI
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So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood
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has your hockey team lost a game since the olympic break?
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Haha could you imagine
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdate7 Dec 2025
The #Jets will officially miss the playoffs for a 15th straight year, extending the longest active drought in all four major U.S. sports.
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Terry Pegula is the world’s biggest loser. It truly takes a special kind of arrogant douchebag to put a passionate and caring fan base through 15 years of failure and pain and take zero accountability for it
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Joe Brady with 15 minutes left in the first quarter
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Bring the storm. 🥶 Here’s your chance to win a signed Josh Allen Cold Front jersey and two tickets to the first-ever Rivalries game at @HighmarkStadm! #BillsMafia
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So the refs thought Keon Coleman ran out of bounds all on his own with no help … okay then lol
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Am I crazy for liking piña coladas but not necessarily getting caught in the rain?
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Please be safe in the heat. If you feel yourself overheating just sit down and hydrate with a big bowl of clam chowder
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sba@essbeeay12 Jun 2025
i'd drop my kid off at the adoption center so fuckin fast
Buffalo Sabres (@BuffaloSabres) profile pictureBuffalo Sabres
@BuffaloSabres12 Jun 2025
The perfect Father's Day gift 🎁 Learn more → bufsabres.co/4440lbb
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The fact the Sabres currently have even the slimmest of chances makes this season even more mind boggling
Joe Marino (@NotTheJoeMarino) profile pictureJoe Marino
@NotTheJoeMarino6 Apr 2025
Project Miracle Update What needs to happen for the Sabres to make the playoffs BUF: 7-0-0 86 pts MTL: 6 games left: no more than 3 points NYR: 6 games left: no more than 7 points DET: 7 games left: no more than 9 points CBJ: 7 games left: no more than 9 points
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Please tell me it’s satire at this point
The Charging Buffalo (@TheChargingBUF) profile pictureThe Charging Buffalo
@TheChargingBUF21 Mar 2025
The Sabres pull the goalie. Draw a penalty. About to have a 6-on-4 with a chance to tie, but score on their own net.
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This could be you, cheesing with your new jacket 👀 Retweet this post to win this Zubaz jacket, thanks to our friends at @LabattUSA!
Graham Slaggert is wearing a blue Zubaz jacket and leaning against the glass.

ALT Graham Slaggert is wearing a blue Zubaz jacket and leaning against the glass.

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can I set my dating app preferences to only woman who look like (or just actually is) Kay Adams?
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holy shit they actually did something #2026stanleycupchamps
Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli) profile pictureFrank Seravalli
@frank_seravalli7 Mar 2025
Confirming Dylan Cozens is part of deal going from #Sabrehood to #GoSensGo. @KevinWeekes reported Josh Norris and Jacob Bernard-Docker going the other way.
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oh no
The Sabre Report (@TheSabreReport) profile pictureThe Sabre Report
@TheSabreReport6 Mar 2025
The Sabres are on national television tonight.
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Sorry I didn’t respond to your email, I was engaged in tummy time
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