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EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE NOISE!!!!!!!! I don’t trust anyone!

Florida, USA
Joined February 2012
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System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART Me: Ah!! System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part! Me: Haha, yes System of a Down: SCARY Me: AH!! System of a Down: funny! Me: Haha
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elmer chud retweeted
looks like Amendment 3 is gonna pass in Florida. Absolute disaster.
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The secret to developing taste is to have unusually old parents tbh
cinephile oomfs is the secret to developing taste just watching more movies?? what do you like about movies.. or look for ig... & how much does your impression of the film depend on the visuals vs the writing/pacing? would u consider acting as part of the former or the latter
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elmer chud retweeted
I feel like this when I do any discussion post
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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elmer chud retweeted
q as in cucumber
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ils (les sopranos) ont sauvé ma vie lorsque j'étais au plus bas (octobre 2026)
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Everytime I watch a classic horror film I think. Why isnt this 8 hours long with a cliffhanger every hour?
HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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He was so real for this
Daughter age 5 is repulsed by underdog stories, she thinks the most powerful should win even if he’s “the bad guy”, is this developmental or her personality
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elmer chud retweeted
when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... a little phrase i just came up with ❤️
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elmer chud retweeted
Me coming to twitter to report everything in my life to no one who cares
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I do genuinely think things are going to get very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad
breathing is enough to give you away each breath slightly changes how Wi-Fi waves reflect off your chest. with the right receiver and processing, those tiny changes can reveal your breathing rhythm the graphs in this animation use real WiRe-Breath recordings: orange is the rhythm extracted from Wi-Fi, gray is a reference breathing sensor i broke down how this works, and what else you can pull out of the radio waves around you, in the article below ↓
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elmer chud retweeted
It’s important for your development as a person to have a solid 6 months where the only person who cares if you live or die is the gas station guy
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elmer chud retweeted
“girl dinner” “just a girl” “girl math”
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there is a real crisis amongst millennial parents who are so terrified of inadvertently traumatizing their kids that they refuse to do anything akin to parenting lest it come across as authoritarian
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elmer chud retweeted
men be like “ur tripping it’s just lyrics” and the tweet is i love my ex and hope my bitch die
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“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works
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Can someone Zelle me 20k it’s really important
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elmer chud retweeted
Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.
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