i was never a doctor

Joined May 2025
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My nipples are swelling with porridge daddy
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مفيش حاجة اسمها تخطط لمستقبلك في الشرق الاوسط انت بتصحى الصبح وتشوف الكلام على ايه
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I talk like this irl
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Replying to @offbasicwhite
As soon as you get within 1 mile of an airport
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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we’ve ALL paid $25 dm fee to cncbunni and aired out and left on seen
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PESSOAL, URGENTE! 💥 existe uma remota possibilidade de rolar um chá-revelação e Benedict Broinha Lula da Silva ser Sophie pois a vet dele não conseguiu confirmar o sexo do pequeno broa de milho vamos aguardar as 72h
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Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to this future president.
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RUN! HERE COMES UNI!!
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Le japon si t'enlève la bouffe et les animés
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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basicwhite retweeted
Diddy is reportedly challenging Jamaican drug lord Dudus for dominance in prison. Officers fear the rivalry could spark a riot.
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i'm shy cuh...
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MOJTABA KHAMENEI STRIKE DOWN GERMAN BASES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Fars: According to a security and defense correspondent for Fars News Agency, following an increase in anti-Iran efforts by Germany, Iran has warned the country that if Berlin openly enters into a military conflict with Iran, all German military bases and related centers throughout the region will become legitimate targets.
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BREAKING: Ethan Klein found dead
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Was planning to propose there next week. Great.
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do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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Hila Klein took her kids to Israel to avoid CPS jurisdiction
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