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Since it’s Halloween and the Mexico GP up ahead and İ cant choose what to draw Fernando in sooooo
35%Book of life
35%Nightmare befor Christmas
31%A nightmare of Elm street
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offline ¹⁴ - busy with work retweeted
question for my f1 academy and feeder series oomfs: what is the "supposed" path post f1 academy to f1 for the girls? is it f3 then f2 then f1?
Actually still busy af, but F1 has like stuff happening every 2 businesses days that drags me here
Can F1 calm down so İ can finish my work 💀
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offline ¹⁴ - busy with work retweeted
This curve is named “umamusume 130R” now btw
Umamusume has become a founding partner of the 2027 F1 Japanese Grand Prix, to be held at Suzuka Circuit!
Also, Suzuka Circuit's famous high-speed 130R corner will be renamed the "Umamusume 130R"!
Details:
cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-251…
#F1jp #Umamusume
İ have been informed that there is a horse girl in Uma Musume named … Aston Machan, with the fear of being forgotten, she has hazel eyes like the one and only and her dad is very good at … driving … ? 🫡
¿? Close enough, welcome back Uma Martin
Umamusume has become a founding partner of the 2027 F1 Japanese Grand Prix, to be held at Suzuka Circuit!
Also, Suzuka Circuit's famous high-speed 130R corner will be renamed the "Umamusume 130R"!
Details:
cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-251…
#F1jp #Umamusume
Ngl İ’ll bring this vid to public since İ heard that nobody have seen this video in motion yet, just pictures, so here it is
İ don’t really understand what he’s saying but if İ have to guess, he’s talking about his gym routine lol
Since its official that Mark Webber and Oscar Piastri is parting ways. Imma remind everyone that Mark was furious at Fernando returning to F1 in Alpine, jeopardizing Oscar’s seat that he unfollowed Fernando (one of his best friend in F1) on insta. He really cared for that boy
For context, Oscar Piastri was under Alpine Academy back in the day. Since Fernando Alonso returned to Alpine, blocking Oscar’s potential seat, making Mark Webber super mad and even stated in his book he and Fernando are not even that close.
Cre: @/14WEBBONSO
offline ¹⁴ - busy with work retweeted
a brisa da droga fortíssima, olha o tamanho dessa pupila
Still very busy with work but here’s a small fun fact.
Renault had an end of season party celebration for the WDC and WCC in São Paulo, on October 22nd 2006 which explained why Fernando was seen so… as you can see, lmao. Notably, Flavio was nowhere to be seen during the party
Im sorry but does this mean Fernando is the least stress out of all the F1 drivers 🧍♂️??? İ beg the finest of your pardon
i still find it really funny that male elite athletes are more likely to have girls because Y-chromosome sperm is more fragile to stress than X-chromosome sperm, so the f1 drivers on the current grid are popping out girls for a reason 😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
There is no scientific evidence that Y-bearing sperm are more vulnerable to stress than X-bearing sperm; this is an old theory (known as the Shettles Method), but modern genetic sequencing studies have since debunked it.
pmc-ncbi-nlm-nih-gov.translate.goog/articles/PMC69…
