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Whatever in Fernado’s media exists without my knowledge, exists without my consent Drunk and crying at @offlinemolotov

FA14’s therapist couch
Joined October 2025
Actually still busy af, but F1 has like stuff happening every 2 businesses days that drags me here Can F1 calm down so İ can finish my work 💀
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Replying to @HunhngQuanwl8p
Cảm ơn đồng chí :^))) sáng mới lướt thấy, tặng đồng chí 1 bông hồng 🌹 Tìm ko ra hình ngậm bông hồng nên nhận tạm bông này
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İ have been informed that there is a horse girl in Uma Musume named … Aston Machan, with the fear of being forgotten, she has hazel eyes like the one and only and her dad is very good at … driving … ? 🫡
¿? Close enough, welcome back Uma Martin
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¿? Close enough, welcome back Uma Martin
Umamusume has become a founding partner of the 2027 F1 Japanese Grand Prix, to be held at Suzuka Circuit! Also, Suzuka Circuit's famous high-speed 130R corner will be renamed the "Umamusume 130R"! Details: cygames.co.jp/en/news/id-251… #F1jp #Umamusume
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Ngl İ’ll bring this vid to public since İ heard that nobody have seen this video in motion yet, just pictures, so here it is İ don’t really understand what he’s saying but if İ have to guess, he’s talking about his gym routine lol
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For context, Oscar Piastri was under Alpine Academy back in the day. Since Fernando Alonso returned to Alpine, blocking Oscar’s potential seat, making Mark Webber super mad and even stated in his book he and Fernando are not even that close. Cre: @/14WEBBONSO
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Since its official that Mark Webber and Oscar Piastri is parting ways. Imma remind everyone that Mark was furious at Fernando returning to F1 in Alpine, jeopardizing Oscar’s seat that he unfollowed Fernando (one of his best friend in F1) on insta. He really cared for that boy
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Still very busy with work but here’s a small fun fact. Renault had an end of season party celebration for the WDC and WCC in São Paulo, on October 22nd 2006 which explained why Fernando was seen so… as you can see, lmao. Notably, Flavio was nowhere to be seen during the party
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Replying to @jusbeinnova
Wait you might be on something Those 2 nanopoints in 🇪🇸 helped reduce the stress lol 😭😭
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Replying to @jusbeinnova
İ did not know Fernando, who has been through Honda hell two times, is the least stressed driver on the grid, what a shocker ‼️
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Had to interrupt my hiatus to say that Nikola and Fernando were seen interacting War is over (for now) 🫡
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Imma go to sleep now, have a good night everybody. Subsequently, im gonna go on a mini hiatus till İ can deal with my current situation. Hope everyone have a good night and wonderful week ahead ♥️ Good night Buenas noches Bonne nuit 晚安
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Fuck it, Assasin Greed your Fernando
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Something never change 9.0 but different circumstances
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Replying to @emioderso
This is around the same time too i think and it conviences me Fernando is is a time traveler
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Why Mark Webber looking like Shinnosuke’s dad drawn from memory
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You tell me this was taken yesterday and İ would have believed you because wtf
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Something never change is back 8.0
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Now thats something that change Same Mclaren + same Fernando + same place but more #slay
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Replying to @jusbeinnova
Need to see their smile again 😔🥀🥀🥀
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