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Offshore Oddities𓅣

@offshoreoddity

Artist/Beachcomber - Born absolutely exhausted and fed up with everyone’s shit. Do not follow if you're MAGA, cryptø, or into AI - you will not like it here.

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I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)
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I despise people like this. That crab is starving right now. Been 5 days since the post and she hasn't responded to anyone. Do not buy a pet unless you are already responsible and able to provide for it. "Actually don't like her" - wow.
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2026 - STOP KILLING OFF THE GOOD ONES DAMMIT!
Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) profile picturePatrick Stewart
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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What a terrible day for rain
Excremancer Supreme: The Shitzard (@FeiKhal) profile pictureExcremancer Supreme: The Shitzard@FeiKhal1h
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. FUCK 2026
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Offshore Oddities𓅣@offshoreoddity6h
Just fairy things ✨️🧚‍♀️
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Just fairy things ✨️🧚‍♀️
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I don't know what this half chicken half fish is but I love her
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It's me. I'm seal.
十筆斎 (@jissunboshi96) profile picture十筆斎
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ケロベロスと仲良くなったアザラシを描きました。
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Memories of those lost
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I had all these
Sleepy time bear (@bridespanker) profile pictureSleepy time bear
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Various Halloween stickers circa 89-94
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Offshore Oddities𓅣 retweeted
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Ari ✿ 🍉@BubbletchiOct 28
These are AI generated to look the octopus and the deep sea floor look more “appealing”, this is the real photo it’s called Microeledone galapagensis and it was first spotted in 2015 and officially described in May 2026
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Nature lover (@Naturelover380) profile pictureNature lover@Naturelover380Oct 28
A tiny blue octopus discovered in the Galápagos, found near Darwin Island
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Gonna pass
BeKo l 福島の人 (@t_beko) profile pictureBeKo l 福島の人
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サンショウウオの燻製が刺さったジェラートです。 こちら檜枝岐村のミニ尾瀬公園で食べることができます😳
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It's true. My pets are very healthy but I'm a fucking basket case.
Sarah Osment (@sm_osment) profile pictureSarah Osment@sm_osment23h
what does this mean
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This makes me happy
十筆斎 (@jissunboshi96) profile picture十筆斎
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アンモナイトと仲良くなったアザラシを描きました。
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Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my sculptures ✨️
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Thealeyx_Wisest (@Dannah___) profile pictureThealeyx_Wisest@Dannah___Oct 18
Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations✨
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Can we please stop romanticizing resource guarding in dogs in videos? It's not cute that your dog might eat something that could kill it because you can't take it from him without getting bit. Idgaf if it's a rescue (yes that'soften the excuse), train your fucking dog!
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Shimken
Artrextino (@Artrextino_) profile pictureArtrextino@Artrextino_Oct 27
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Potato wedge
Nick Volpe (@nvolpewild) profile pictureNick Volpe
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BANANA MOTH from Australia! 🍌
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Woah
紙屋初瀬(カミヤ・ハセ)切り絵ボトルと幻想時計の人 (@kamiyahasse1) profile picture紙屋初瀬(カミヤ・ハセ)切り絵ボトルと幻想時計の人@kamiyahasse1Oct 27
#この手と指から生まれました 切り折り紙です。
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Memories of those lost
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Swim softly, carry a big stick
suikaW_いぶきすいか持续进行中 (@kuroiusagi_) profile picturesuikaW_いぶきすいか持续进行中@kuroiusagi_Oct 28
クボアジ幼魚の特殊な生態行動
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