Artist/Beachcomber - Born absolutely exhausted and fed up with everyone’s shit. Do not follow if you're MAGA, cryptø, or into AI - you will not like it here.
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Happy Gotcha Day to my crabby crew. I love you ❤️🦀
To Squash and Pumpkin, I will always miss you 💔
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These are AI generated to look the octopus and the deep sea floor look more “appealing”, this is the real photo it’s called Microeledone galapagensis and it was first spotted in 2015 and officially described in May 2026
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Happy National Pumpkin Day! 🎃
Thank you Brookdale Farms for donating pumpkins to our Sanctuary. These pumpkins will be used as decoration on-site for Owl-o-Ween this Saturday and enrichment for our raptors! 🦉
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Did you just update to the new UI on Samsung and the new placement of the google bar is pissing you off? The fix:
1. Tap and hold blank area on home screen
2. Widgets > scroll for Google and select the bar (now it's on top.
3. Do step 1 again > Settings
Show search on hs > none
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A Cookie Tin Mimic for #MimicChallenge !
"You thought you were wise to this blue tin's tricks, you weren't even expecting cookies, but it has fooled you once again"
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When hermit crabs are happy they spread their antenna out all the way and look so cute
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I'm a professional photographer, but my product photos look like this. Why? And why not solid backgrounds? Because they are boring and I like people to visualize things on their shelf. I spent my life being professional, now I want to have fun. 4sale -> OffshoreOddities -> Etsy
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My shop is back! Listing a bunch of new sculptures and oddities. I'm in the process of shooting photos so if you don't see something you saved please be patient.
OffshoreOddities -> Etsy
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