I'm just a guy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to never make me watch Notting Hill again.
Joined November 2010
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I think comedy competitions would be more interesting if whoever came in LAST place had to quit.
I've left most social media platforms and joined my own antisocial media. It's me not answering the door, but watching you through my @ring doorbell.
If you'd like to become a patron to @truheroism I would greatly appreciate it. I'm incredibly proud of this silly podcast. patreon.com/TheFourthNipple
Happy birthday from Detroit @tttime2517 - I used to be marginally famous. This should make you particularly happy.
My poor old grandma faced every day saying “I’m too blessed to be stressed”
She was depressed and dyslexic
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This week's episode was a really fun one that @offthemike and I got to record with @janetvarney from the @jvclubpodcast and @VTTSofficial podcast. Check it out!
This week Dr. Sara Connolly (@janetvarney ) joins the show to evaluate if Dickie is ready to leave decontamination and leave Thomas's bunker he's chosen to live in on his own volition. link.chtbl.com/Rainbow #podcast #comedy #rainbows #decontamination
I can’t wait for the next season of @VTTSofficial either. In the meantime @janetvarney is on @truheroism today!!! player.captivate.fm/9b2f8aae…
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.@offthemike and I got to record this very moist episode with @david_she_roth . Check it out.
This week's episode features Hero Karen Kozlowski as she gives a voice to those who are aesthetically opposed to masks. This was a very creamy episode. -> link.chtbl.com/Karen #podcast #comedy
Oh! A toothbrush is technically a teethbrush! I’m going to free up so much counter space and outlets keeping all these @PhilipsSonicare brushes charged!
Too rich or too poor she’s wanting me less Imbwanting her more....
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How am I doing?
The Seven Mary Three song “Cumbersome” is stuck in my head.
How the fuck do you think I’m doing?!?
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This week's episode is under attack. @offthemike
We are currently being sabotaged by bad actors. #podcasts #comedy #jurassicpark #truheroism
link.chtbl.com/HoneyButt
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Yeah! Look at those liberal cucks with their *checks notes* basic humanity and compassion.
Rush Limbaugh: “We’re supposed to feel sorry for Biden” because his wife and children died mediamatters.org/rush-limbau…
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.@aseriousmang is Swankel... In this week's episode. Check it out. @offthemike
In this week's episode we are joined by Danny Swankel as he uncovers some of the sordid truths of the fashion industry. Here is the full episode link -> link.chtbl.com/NudeWorldOrde… #podcasts #comedy #fashion #truheroism