retired larper | @ogmaxbz @DaiIyRaps

dmv or LA
Joined April 2015
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idk feel like i haven’t found a women who isn’t secretly still in a relationship with their ex in the last 5 years
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ogmaxb retweeted
16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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the great porn wars are amongst us
Abella Danger Says Modern Adult Stars ‘F*cking Suck’, Willow Ryder Responds by Calling Her Stiff Details: buff.ly/rNXxkwG
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iamgia just hellstar for women
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NO WAY SHE WAS FUCKING HIM WTF
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someone ratio’d me so i deleted my tweet
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New gas station stimulant just dropped
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was checking out at cvs and got asked if i was over 18
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nvm we’re going to the strip club
twitter knows if they sent me $5 im going straight to taco bell
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i need yall to stop deactivating i know ur sad but think about my followers count
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they need to turn the weather machine back on
dc has experienced all four seasons in the last 48 hours
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Mutual w 85 followers and hasn't tweeted since 2020 liked my tweet. Thats who I fuckn do it for.
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find a job
found a way to stalk private accounts on instagram 😭
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doom scrolling is my generations morning paper
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3 shots in and i’m dming all my ig crushes
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twitter knows if they sent me $5 im going straight to taco bell
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no one’s even on the road they just block off every other street
i get overstimulated driving in DC at night
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hate being a women’s first anything
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sometimes i hate being self aware
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and they always want you all for themselves
Once they find out you’re a handsome sweet man they try to kill you
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