high tech low life. dev. she/her.

brooklyn
Joined March 2007
Replying to @ohhoe
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I need to be alerted the second a woodcock shows up in Bryant Park
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We’ve had our woodcock suites prepped for a few days, waiting for their arrival. And they’re right on time. Migrating through the city’s glass gauntlet on their way further south. We’re caring for two now, both victims of window collisions. 📷: Rachel Frank
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There’s a lost parakeet in domino park, I saw two tik toks about him and came to see if he was still here. He’s pretty chatty. Here’s where I saw him today around 1:30. Does anyone know anyone capable of rescue? -#birdcpp maps.app.goo.gl/TNP2CZPn1B3Z…
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Three military helicopters and planes just flew over here wtf is going on nyc
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looking for talented software engineers who want to die.
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I’m speaking at JSNation! Check out my #JSNationUS badge: gitnation.com/badges/jsnatio…. Register via the badge and watch the stream for FREE! See you on November 16 & 19.
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what a sensational name
An abandoned dog in Bolivia got adopted by Franciscan monks. This once-stray pup is now lovingly called Friar Bigotón, Spanish for “Brother Whiskers”.
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If Caleb doesn’t win survivor I’m going to riot. Don’t act like Loz wouldn’t have done the same exact thing! They all love and respect each other, it’s a game at the end of the day.
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rachel retweeted
Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.
Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Mads Horwath.
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Real housewives of Rhode Island is out but I don’t know if I can handle the awful accents I legit have never heard this accent it’s like a weird NJ / Mass combo
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limiting replies on this because some of you are insane
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