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Vincent Van Joe

@onecreativejoe

Rated PG for adult grammar and brief nerdity. Writer. Lefter. He/him.

 Orlando, FL
Joined February 2010
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I wish other people my age weren’t so old.
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This is just so embarrassing. I’m honestly having a hard time thinking of a sadder, more desperate, more misguided attempt to be cool.
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So will bookmarked tweets be known as X-Files now?
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“The truth is not in here”
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan23 Jul 2023
oh wow, he’s renaming it “X”? that is very cool to me, a huge dweeb who sucks
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LaLaLyds@LaLa_Lyds23 Jul 2023
I opened a breakfast bag of Doritos for us darling
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Jono@whoinvitedjon23 Jul 2023
Some won't agree with me but when you're at the pool I believe in allowing cannonball-ism
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Will I understand Twitter X if I didn’t watch Twitters I - IX?
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“Que Sera Sera” by Doris Day is an underrated banger
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I told someone that I’d be happy to set up a meeting with them at their convenience and they scheduled it for 4 o’clock on a Friday so I reported them to HR
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Gotta love those 90s movies where they clearly didn’t trust the audience to have a basic level of digital literacy yet so they’d do stuff like showing someone access the internet by typing “internet access” into a computer.
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Tom Cruise did this exact thing in the first Mission Impossible movie before doing an internet search for the word “job” and getting zero results. 😂
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@GianmarcoSoresi20 Jul 2023
*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up
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“I’m not racist. I don’t care if you’re black, white, or purple!” Grimace: *narrows eyes*
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould20 Jul 2023
(day 2 of adulthood) well I gave it a shot
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I have the best tweet if Oppenheimer does bad at the box office. You’re not going to believe how clever it is.
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Collin Murr@CollinMurr20 Jul 2023
Republicans on Twitter: Children are literally using litter boxes! Also Republicans on Twitter: Hi, my name is Catturd.
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Jason Not Evil@JasonNotEvil20 Jul 2023
Bruno Mars Every kid ever 🤝 Don't believe me just watch Don't believe me just watch Don't believe me just watch
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I will binge 130 episodes of a TV show I’m only kind of into before I watch some YouTuber talk for an hour.
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John Lyon@JohnLyonTweets2 Feb 2017
To a certain family member who recorded over my Twin Peaks tapes in 1991: I'm willing to consider speaking to you now.
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