@onlystuffilike

Retweeted by Grimes and Allison Harvard in the same week. Followed by Wheatus, not that you asked. I NEVER make spellimg mistake.

 Ohio, USA
Joined October 2023
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𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔒@onlystuffilikeMar 5
This took a lot of courage to post so be nice plz. I've been working so hard at this for so long.
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You don't have to wait till Sunday to get the "scaries" when you have anxiety πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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Idk how wild the sex is, I'm not stepping on your face. That's fucking crazy
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𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔒 retweeted
Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart23h
Using Occam's Razor to shave Pandora's Box
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They should make a superhero called "Microwave Man" Who's power is being super hot on the outside and freezing cold in the middle
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I love telling couples "you two are perfect for eachother" then seeing which ones gets mad
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Browns can't go 10 minutes without pissing me off
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This NFL game in Paris feels like going to your friends house to hang out while their parents are getting a divorce
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Comments are all Nazis that can't do basic fucking math lol
Mittens
@JUSTcatmemeOct 25
This weighs the same as two full laundry baskets
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Really want to see a game where they ALL wear guardian helmets. I'm trying to see something
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This Texas game like..
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United Healthcare doing commercials now is so funny. Like p-pu-pweese don't murder us πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ πŸ₯Ί
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College Gameday being in Utah for 2 weeks is Mormon propaganda and I for one, have HAD IT! #FUCKJOSEPHSMITH
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𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔒 retweeted
πš”πšŽπš—πš— πš” βœͺ Κœα΄‡α΄€α΄ Κ α΄α΄‡α΄›α΄€ΚŸ ʜᴜsα΄›ΚŸα΄€@kenn_kOct 22
who did it better?
internet hall of fame
@InternetH0FOct 20
'Obsession' star Inde Navarrette met the girl who plays Nikki at the Universal Studios Hollywood's Halloween Horror Nights
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I might not be light as a feather but I'm definitely stiff as a board
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You could explain how records work a 1000 times and I still wouldn't understand it
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"Well you're weird, racist, smell like piss, and have no actual friends. Let's go buy you a gun."
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Fucking Ravens fan
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 20
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs β€œin peace”
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No, you told me all these people moved lol
New York Post
@nypostOct 20
Kathy Hochul holding fundraiser at The Dakota - whose residents all have second homes - despite hated pied-a-terre tax trib.al/7Ys4bL7
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Czech Republic lol
Stephen Cooke
@SoftwareMadmanOct 20
Replying to @nypost
El-Sayed is not a friend of America.
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This song takes on a total different vibe when you consider it might be a threat
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