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Work in marketing....don’t take this seriously, I don’t.

London
Joined June 2010
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Miguel retweeted
everyone is in a fucking open relationship… OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND CLOSE THE RELATIONSHIPS!!!
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YES FUCK IT I LOVE LISTENING TO PINKY UP, HOOTIE FRUTTI AND GNARLY
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Replying to @jk_rowling
Oh my god, SHUT UP
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Miguel retweeted
Imagine saving nothing for your retirement over 60 years during some of the most bullish economies the World has ever seen and then expecting everyone else to fund your life
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Miguel retweeted
el ibuprofeno viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro
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Miguel retweeted
they sent their baddest bitch out im crying
pEta is back on the runway in London for HM
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me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card
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Miguel retweeted
To be loved italianly…
Flavio Cobolli gives a kiss to the camera mid match at the US Open 😘 😂😂😂
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I also enjoy Richard Madden enjoying a shirtless poolside escape during his Italian vacation.
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JUST IN: Vibe coder catches Claude viewing adult content in Chrome during a debugging session, leading the internet to declare "artificial gooner intelligence" has been achieved.
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Miguel retweeted
Lucia 7 mins after I start playing the game.
GTA 6 will have more than 5 strip clubs. Visiting them too often can negatively affect Lucia and Jason’s relationship. (Source: IGN)
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a lot of gay men are avoidants imo. craving emotional connection and closeness only to run away when it shows up, hallmark avoidant behaviour. then they get back on the apps, sleep around and claim it's them being their "authentic self", cry months later and repeat the cycle.
Some gay men reject emotionally healthy men because peace feels boring when chaos is what they’re accustomed to.
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Matt Groening teases that ‘THE SIMPSONS: HIT & RUN’ game will be revived. “I think the original game is coming back in some form.” (via: @empiremagazine)
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Miguel retweeted
Britain has produced a generation of thirty-year-olds who can't afford to move out, can't afford to have children, can't afford to get ill, and can't afford to stop. They did everything they were told. School, university, the debt, the graduate scheme, the promotion that came with more responsibility and £200 a month. The reward is a life where every month is spoken for before it starts, with nothing left over to build anything that might eventually get them out. A million people didn't independently fail. This is what a decade of flat wages against climbing costs actually looks like.
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Miguel retweeted
Should be at least 18k and whilst we’re at it get the 40% one up to 70k+, 50k is not a high earner anymore
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he's looking at raising the personal tax-free allowance from £12,750 "It has dragged more people in - pensioners - and that particularly has become a growing issue"
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Miguel retweeted
this is how I wind up feeling literally every time I try dating again lmao
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How life starts to feel when you stop taking work so seriously
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me searching dating apps for anyone emotionally available
He may be old, but he still loves to dig a hole on the beach
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Bad news for consumers, especially now BA has no real competition, they'll keep watering down their level of service now 😔
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My experience at the weekend says otherwise, literally jokingly tested it, there was a real difference in lobbies between when we did / didn't bring a DNA access card in... too crazy to be a coincidence...
Remember when people unironically tried to convince us Marathon had "key-based matchmaking" lol
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