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Father, veteran, writing SFF | Author 11 books | Shadow Dance @RegalHouse1 | Winner Sandeen Prize @UNDPress | Dream State @castlebridgemed

Lisbon, Portugal
Joined June 2009
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BREAKING: Peruvian airport authorities seize 3,000 tarantula spiders hidden inside passengers' luggage on a flight bound for Germany.
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So. Anthropic stole my books. Then it got caught. It didn't say sorry. It was ordered to pay for what it stole. Then it said, well, the writers have to tell us what we stole. – at McKenna, WA
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It’s still unclear who is buying the independent publisher Catapult’s assets, which include 16 frontlist titles across its four imprints that are slated for spring 2027. buff.ly/QZ3bsqe
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So this is why Soviets used a Bollywood song to catch spies...
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(It’s mile 7.)
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You think it peaked and then he fucking samples Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
I'm the DJ at your friend's Halloween party and I'm really bad at it
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🇺🇸 When AI become sentient and kill bots will run around … this guy will be the first on their list for revenge Lmao
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TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾 3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING! TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars! Watch the viral performance!
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>> Over a decade later, the experts still don't fully agree on why a chain from an office blind jumps in fact it appears to violate the 1st law of thermodynamics and is currently being eyed as the core of a new space engine
Two Cambridge physicists saw this video and wanted to teach it in a school course. Then they realized they couldn't explain it Nothing is pulling this chain up. It leaps out of the jar on its own and holds an arch in mid-air Watch the top of the arch. 8,000 metal beads from an office blind, no magnets, and the chain stays above the rim the whole time it pours out Steve Mould filmed it in 2013, and it's now known as the Mould effect In 2014 John Biggins and Mark Warner published their answer. Every link acts like a tiny stiff rod. When the moving chain yanks one end up, the other end jams into the pile below, and the pile kicks it back up. Drop the chain from higher and the arch climbs higher Then other physicists ran their own tests and argued the kick barely matters, and what really counts is how the chain is piled in the jar Over a decade later, the experts still don't fully agree on why a chain from an office blind jumps
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Found on reddit. Hilarious
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Support small presses and local bookstores by pre-ordering Haunted Space: Paradise for Extinction from The Book Loft of German Village (OH)! Coming Nov. 16 from @MaudlinHouse. #scifi #horror #selfpromotionsaturday #BookTwitter bookloft.com/book/9798992377…
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The votes are in. These are the fonts that authors choose for their published books. 20 - Garamond 7 - Times New Roman 5 - Georgia 3 - Cambria 3 - Calibri 2 - Baskerville / Libre Baskerville 1 - Book Antiqua 1 - Adobe Caslon Pro 2 - “The publisher decides”
Authors: What is your font of choice for the inside/print of your books? Extra credit for chapter titles too?
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Do you write short crime fiction stories? The new independent online magazine Dead Ringer Press, founded by @ZacharyColbert, is seeking submissions. Find out more here: crimefictionlover.com/2026/1…
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Reading poems like this is a treat. Go ahead - treat yourself.
New poem in London Magazine! Thanks to the editors for including it.
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Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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A very clever pun
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