@MattyDread

Jokes, Videos and Random Shit. If you are easy to offend don't follow me. I can get political, I can debate, but the version of me depends on the version of you

Royal Tunbridge Wells, England
Joined December 2020
If there are any game collectors out there, please pop over and have a look at my friends sales, always adding new stuff, lots of retro big box PC, Atari ST and Amiga titles. Some Nintendo Sealed Red Strip games. Loads of posters. ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?item=3…
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A very clever pun
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This one is for @DavidRoc10 learn to laugh it’s far healthier.
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How is it AI slop? I wrote the joke just asked Grok to give it a nice picture.
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Old but gold just popped up on my Facebook from 6 years ago. During Covid.
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🗣️Jose Ribalta pre-match: "He's just a strong fighter. I don't think he's a smart fighter. He just relies on strength." Mike Tyson responds to these words inside the ring just like this, giving Jose Ribalta the shock of his life! 🌪️🔥🥊
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An interesting take from @Godfrey_Bloom what is your opinion?
Have You Been BRAINWASHED On The Russia Ukraine War? Many thanks to the wonderful @marydejevsky for her guest appearance.
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Here’s another pun
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Just watched his documentary on Netflix
At 20 years old, what a dangerous dude 😱! Mike Tyson was already terrifying grown men in the heavyweight division. 🥶🥊 The speed, explosive power, head movement, and sheer aggression were unreal. He didn't just beat opponents; he made the ring feel like the last place they wanted to be. Prime Tyson was a different kind of monster. 👑
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From Tunbridge Wells Facebook Group This is literally 100 yards from my front door. @andyburnham stop making gogglebox videos and start protecting our streets To make anyone aware with young girls going out in Tunbridge wells at night. Last night my daughter was grabbed several times outside Manor House by two non English speaking foreign men. She managed to walk further down where security called the police as they had both been seen walking up and down acting suspiciously . She had, had a drink but luckily the girls stick together in a group. The police were called and have taken a statement and her details and took the men away. Please please if you have girls of going out age ask them to be vigilant and to stick with their friends and to now even attempt to walk home or anywhere alone. These men were extremely persistent.  @RestoreBritain @TRobinsonNewEra @elonmusk @RupertLowe10 @Nigel_Farage
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Hell no, too much can go wrong in the blink of an eye.
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Marissapodaca hilarious #comedy #Jokes #Humour
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Always worth watching anything with John Turturro
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Dave Chappelles fried chicken sketch is legendary #DaveChappelle #Humour #Jokes #Comedy
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Watched the 4-part Tyson documentary on Netflix this weekend. Absolutely fantastic. Massive respect to @MikeTyson for being so open and humble. The first episode was the best for me. Seeing his relationship with Cus D’Amato was so emotional. If you get time, give it a watch. What a ride.
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A good rule of thumb
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It would be easier to count the people who don’t, far smaller number.
Who else thinks Piers Morgan is a cunt.
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