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Joined May 2011
Normal service is resumed
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This is the STAY NOW ⁽ˢᵗᵃʸ ⁿᵒʷ⁾ of hoods
This is the channel tunnel of hoods
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remand chic retweeted
Imagine how many pets went missing
The Trump children in their earlier years!
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This diva 😂
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British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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He won’t get out 🫠
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Cutting out that toxic person in your life >>
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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I’m watching The 51st State (2001) namely for the scenes I’m in
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Well, this feels lovely #COYS
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All day long that should’ve been a red #COYS
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I find all this talk of stock piling emergency essentials really stressy. If something terrible happens, I hope I just die instantly. I don’t want to sit under the dining table grappling with a tin of corned beef by torchlight.
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The government should at least send us a cyanide pill for the ones (me) who don't want to survive on bathwater and tins of soup?
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Doubt we’ll be seeing much more of Maddison this season 😞
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Red Stripe at night, workers rights. Red Stripe in the morning, final warning.
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Badly need the disco cig
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