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PatriceMbala retweeted
Since the day I understood what this guy is talking about in this video, I have been enjoying my life. I don’t stress about anything, win or lose, still the same mood. Nothing on earth matters. Just watch and process it in your brain.
I have been watching this every morning for 11 months now.
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Brother, your entire backline came from premier league 😭😭😭
Name a single Premier League defender would walk straight into this defence.
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Always Ukipataa tweet inasifu H.E Sifuna piga retweet regardless of the account
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PatriceMbala retweeted
If you are a businessman, There is a product on the shelf that has sat there for months. Nobody picks it up. Customers just come, look at it, palpate it, press it, squeeze it, sniff it and leave it there. But the expiry date approaches. Then you decide to print a new expiry label, extend the expiry date, dust it off, and reposition it on the shelf. But still nobody buys it. You add an illuminating, shouting yellow discount label on it, but still nobody cares. You even add a flower and a butterfly sticker on it, but nobody buys it. They just admire it, touch it and then pass. The expiry label and discount tag peel off the product, which is collecting dust and mould. Then one day a customer arrives and happily buys it. And you remind him that "Goods once sold are never returned." He says, "Ooh yeaaaah!" He walks out happy, to go suffer buyer's remorse once he discovers it has expired, lost its quality and tastes sour. You finally breathe a sigh of relief, Phew! That is what is going on in the minds of the parents of this expired packet of milk.
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Replying to @AnneWaiguru
Elect her since other Women with intergrity are winning.....tutam hoyeeee @rigathi
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PatriceMbala retweeted
For those wondering, this is why the murderer stopped abusing H.E the 6th
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Fellow Kenyans, I've heard you LOUD & CLEAR. The voice of the people is the voice of God. The people cannot be wrong. Sifuna IT IS. So let's all rally behind him and give him all the support he needs
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Nyoni gave Mainoo a 4 year head start and still scored in the UCL before him 😂😂
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Kenya ranks among most corrupt lower-middle-income countries, losing billions of dollars in revenue annually, new World Bank report shows, cites several procurement scandals.
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Sharks haziumi undersea cables siku hizi?
Amkeni buana!!!🤣💥
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PatriceMbala retweeted
I voted illegally in Houston, Texas, 17 times yesterday. My name is David Kanono Kajinga Ndii and I'm an economic advisor to the president of the republic of Kenya.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Dear @ajax @FCBayern by agreeing to play this match, you are endorsing expenditure that was not budgeted for in Kenya's 2026/2027 financial year. You WILL be used to sanitise questionable public expenditure and provide political cover for a corrupt administration. You are directly contributing to the impoverishment of our country. Shockingly, German Ambassador @Diplo_Jazz and @GermanyinKenya have no problem with the questionable use of public money to finance this football spectacle. @GermanyDiplo @AuswaertigesAmt @bundeskanzler @RegSprecher @DutchMFA @MinBZ @NLinKenya @HenkJanBakker3 @FCBayernEN @iMiaSanMia @AjaxFancare @Bundesliga_DE @eredivisie #CancelTheMatch #StandWithKenya
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Say "Museveni is an idiot" right now and let's see if you'll ever tweet again. 😅😅
Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Our Constitution envisages an Independent Police Service and an Inspector General who is responsible for the enforcement of law and order without direction from anyone. Thats why our Courts require the IG to be the one to produce people who have been lawfully arrested. Unfortunately this system can’t work where the regime sets up parallel police squads away from the IG’s command. This is exactly why LMM insists on Constitutionalism and the Rule of Law. I will not be surprised if the IG shows up and tells the court, just like he did in the Twaha Mwaipaya case, that he doesn’t know where lawyer Abshar Abdi is. #LindaKatiba
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PatriceMbala retweeted
More than 50 MCAs are hitting the ground, door to door to Campaign for H.E Edwin Watenya Sifuna the part leader of The Linda Mwananchi Movement Party. Wanajiita Sifuna Marshall Ground Volunteers na wamesema hawataki pesa wanataka kuhakikisha Sifuna amechukua urais juu agenda ni Katiba na lazima izingatiwe!!. Si munaona watu wa ground wameshaa elewa agenda yetu??? Sifuna the 6th!
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Tukishafikisha sifuna statehouse next year, we will sit down and have a serious conversation about these illegal Somali immigrants.
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PatriceMbala retweeted
I’m never leaving this app😭😭😭
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Who is this Caroli Omondi speaking exactly like Sifuna?Ati Luos are speaking pedestrian things like Baba left us in ODM😂😂
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PatriceMbala retweeted
Jana ndo nilikua na relocate from my single room mpaka bedsitter,at least mwaka inaisha kama nimemake progress despite it being small,sai nakunia kwa nyumba,naoga na pia nikona sink ya vyombo,wins mamae😂🤲
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Your parents won't see you grow old. Your partner never knew you as a child, and your children won't remember you young. You are the only person who witnesses every version of yourself. Take care of yourself, value yourself and love yourself. You are your lifelong companion.
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