@patharchist

He/they, leftist, forensic pathologist, metal/horror enthusiast. Views are mine and do not reflect those of any institution anywhere.

 the Midwest (probably)
Joined January 2021
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Me: I feel very lonely and sad Them: Yeah, there's a "male loneliness" epidemic Me: That's not what I'm doing. What I'm doing is different
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Yeah, Metallica are soulless sellouts, fork found in kitchen
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Lysandre, qui la connaît à peine
@9chabardOct 9
"certified freak?" no, i remain uncertified because the freak certification board has undergone regulatory capture and now artificially limits supply to drive up freak wages
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Promise?
The Halfway Post
@HalfwayPostOct 1
BREAKING: White House lawyers are warning that if a blue wave occurs in the midterms, the stress of being investigated, impeached, and turned into a lame duck on the global stage could give Donald Trump a heart attack or stroke.
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Entomemeology
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NO CONTEXT anthony fantano
@theneedledropAug 26
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Remarks
@remarksAug 26
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Flock CEO says Americans must "compromise" on their privacy.
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greghall.@tofeelhealedAug 25
dolly parton dying is like 9/11 for americans
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He Angel By Day@JoeyxRossAug 21
Protecting women’s peace by leaving them alone 🙏🫶
Lyra
@LyracutevibesAug 20
Boys without girlfriends, what are you doing???
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Vivian@suchnerveJul 31
🫵🏻😂 Bro has mistaken his romanticizing of his melancholic solitude for fulfillment!! 😂😂😂😂 He yearns for the comfort of love, yet shies from the humiliating ordeal of being known!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I don’t need a spell slot to cast hold person, come here bro 🫂
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I base a large portion of my opinion of someone's appearance on what their teeth look like
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⟡♡ indy ♡⟡@indylangleyJul 2
Why is no one suggesting that Robert Eggers make a film adaptation of Carmilla???????
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Being sexually submissive doesn’t appeal to me but I could see myself getting into something like this just because I enjoy being around women.
🪽@coupleofevilApr 16
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I've said it before: the only thing that could possibly be more embarrassing than being an American is being a European
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Greg the Sorcerer
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Michael Burns@michaeloburnsMay 1
my most "cop" take is that smoking is bad and no one should do it because i don't want any of you to get sick and die of lung cancer because you're beautiful
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rune sword@runesword1May 1
leaving the gorgon’s lair, everyone asking if she is dead. i say no. then why, they ask, are you not turned to stone? i don’t want to talk about it
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The amount of undisclosed ads for AI garbage I get shown on here has risen drastically in the last like, couple of weeks
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Apps love to show you a "most compatible" with like 3 dealbreakers right in their bio
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Who up practicing haruspicy?
rune sword@runesword1Mar 25
your ideal girl is somewhere in the woods covered in blood and organs trying to find the future inside a deer carcass
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shredded Denim@denimneverdiesMar 22
Maybe this is a hot take but a whole lot of women's beautification culture is just the female equivalent of gym bro stuff, ie a hobby partaken largely for the approval (and denigration) of those from the same gender, that falsely presents itself as an objective standard of beauty
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