
Husband to 1. Old man to 2. We are still Premier League #NFFC
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What an absolutely pathetic man baby Trumplethinskin is.
He can’t take any criticism and tries to shut down anyone who dares to challenge him.
He really is the worst America has to offer.
#NBC
#SethMyers
Patrick retweeted
Just had an unfortunate doomscroll of @LeeHurstComic's timeline.
A man whose career peaked sitting next to Gary Lineker on *They Think It's All Over*. Even then, people mainly remembered the bloke on the other team.
He opened his own comedy club, the Backyard, which was smart, because it was the only way he could guarantee a booking. He's the only comedian whose biggest audience is the people blocking him on X. His tweets get more replies than his gigs ever got laughs, and most of the replies are corrections.
Lee calls himself a free thinker, which is true, because nobody would pay for those thoughts. He's spent so long complaining that comedy has gone woke, you'd think something had stopped him being funny. Mate, that was the '90s, and you managed it all on your own.
He's built a whole second career out of being angry online. That's impressive for a man who's never once made his point in under 280 characters. He's the only comic on the circuit whose material ages worse than his photos.
And to be fair, he does have a legacy. Every young comedian who walks past his club learns the most important lesson in the business: get famous on a panel show, then quit before anyone notices you've stopped telling jokes.
It’s no coincidence that because they are tanking in the polls, Farage and Reform are turning up the anti-immigrant stance in order to try to recover.
Scum.
#Farageriots
#Reform
#Racists
Patrick retweeted
Right, let's knock this on the head now. If you're calling for the security services to release details about the identities of the suspects of an ongoing terror investigation less than 24 hours after the alleged attack, you're a moron. And you have no business even pretending to be a candidate for high public office.
This is the level of delusion with Tommutards.
Now they are comparing him to Nelson Mandela.
Weapons grade fuckwittery.
Patrick retweeted
Replying to @TMB_101
@TMB_101 Maybe just one more 🤭🤭🤭
Did anyone catch Tommy Robinson’s interview with a door last night? He pretended I was behind it. Tense stuff. Thankfully, the door gave nothing away...
Watch: Tommy Robinson: Where’s The Money Gone? Dispatches
channel4.com/programmes/tomm…
Patrick retweeted
Little cobbled tweak for ya 🤣🙏🏼
Replying to @dave43law
@TheZombyPop & @jim_nauseum2
Can you please do something with this video. A squeaky bum voice is very much needed in this audio 🤣🤣
Brooks must be desperate.
He’s selling these cheap tat watches that use an age old selling tactic of over inflating prices then offering massive discounts for watches that aren’t even as good as brands half the discounted price.
He’s deleted it now after he got ripped to shreds.
Patrick retweeted
I call bullshit.
You’ve spent the last 48 hours calling me a ‘traitor’ for not drawing attention to a leaked spreadsheet with our special forces and MI6 officers’ names on.
But we’re meant to believe this tweet attacking me as a traitor for having a Jewish wife & family was liked ‘accidentally’ by ‘one of the team.’ You must think we’re all thick.
No. The mask has slipped. Likes are private. You thought nobody would ever know. Unfortunately for you, the racist account who posted the tweet and could see the likes exposed you.
Reform should give you the boot.
One of the team who post to my X account accidentally pressed like on an awful antisemitic tweet earlier today.
I apologise for this.
The post also refers to “brown savages”, and is equally racist against me. Clearly it was not intentional.
The amount of antisemitism and racism on this platform is spiralling out of control, and I hope that changes soon.
Beating your pregnant girlfriend doesn’t really matter because of rape gangs.
Another danger to women.
Replying to @patrick_VOR @EssexPR
One person, compared to tens of thousands of Muslim men of mainly Pakistani heritage Rapists and Illegal Gimmigrants, who have sexually and racially abusing hundreds of thousands of White British schoolgirls. Sort your head out, you 🤡.
Sending unsolicited cock pics is fine with Melissa Witless because it’s not rape.
These people are morally bankrupt.
Hahaha.
Look at this thick cunt. 😂😂😂😂😂
I have written to the Prime Minister
What we have witnessed in Spain has the potential to be catastrophic for Britain & my constituents
We must
- Declare a state of emergency
- Deploy the Army & Navy
- Detain & deport
✋🛑
Only @reformparty_uk & @Nigel_Farage as Prime Minster will protect our country from this impending invasion
Another woman beating piece of shit.
Hahahha bitch got her phone slapped right out her hand and she acts like she got a bat 🤣 😂 😭. #winning






























