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I’m sending @POTUS a letter today asking him to do the right thing and free @RealRossU!
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Let’s get down to brass tacks! When does this Pinocchio looking motherfucker start his new life in Guantanamo?
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What about the dildos?
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ lawyer blames Costco for 1,000 bottles of baby oil: ‘He buys in bulk’ trib.al/agvTOK2
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One week before my dad died, he and @sullyontv were guests on the Tonight Show with @ConanOBrien and Vince’s mugshot was blown up backstage from a previous sketch. I took this photo on my blackberry.
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Some lucky fella got a squirter!
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Microsoft just changed their Ai image generator to not make Pixar style artwork after Disney complained
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I was just a victim of bagel anti-Semitism earlier this afternoon: Two MAGA-wearing Trump supporters approached me and said: “Hey Jew boy, you better eat those three bagels with salmon spread.” They then forced me to eat those bagels . Today I stand with Noble Victim @JussieSmollett.
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“Even Orwell or Huxley couldn’t have predicted how bleak it would get..People having to worry about how their beer identified politically” -@RayKump
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The wars aren’t designed to be won. They’re designed to keep going. Soap Operas were banal and boring. They repeated plot lines. Characters appeared and disappeared without explanation. They relied on the audience believing almost anything. But they lasted 30-40 years or more.
