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Noodle 0.64.0 is out! - scheduled wake-ups and standing assignments - share a bot on your Mac with anyone on your Hub - voice calls - on-device image generation - Godot/Unity games on iPhone and TV - desktop widgets - 50+ new tools
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except there will be much more software than ever before thus complexities will dramatically increase as well we are entering uncharged theritory and no I do not believe security is solved
Replying to @RothRottweiler
vulnzero. the scaling laws will have driven cyber mythos-class capabilities into small, cheap models and all software dev everywhere will be using models for fractions of pennies on the dollar to stop shipping security bugs permanently.
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See what your bots ran. Noodle 0.72.1 + Hub 0.39.1 log each bot command’s program, timing and peak memory. Command lines and output stay out of the system log. Browser 0.21.3 removes empty bot windows from Mission Control. github.com/pdparchitect/nood…
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That's a win I suppose?
Noodle Browser 0.21.2 keeps bot tabs out of your way: they no longer flash onscreen, and a bot that reaches its tab limit gets an error directly.
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Wake up. Every profession deemed white-collar, the middle class dream, is about to be decimated by AI, at a much faster pace than anticipated, with monstrous social consequences.
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The only reason you can vibe-code a grok bot alternative in a weekend is because 90% of the code in the projects that I have seen is UI and the rest is outsourced to various service providers that the user need to pay for - ultimately being more expensive then Muse or Grok. Don't be stupid. To really make a cross platform grok bot alternative you will need to workout our own media processing pipelines, sort out RTC which you most likely need, figure out the sandboxing with bubblewrap or equivalent, handle transport if not HTTPS for which you will need entirely different set of libraries and then make sure that all of that works across various devices and versions. Noodle brings its own Applets that allow you to build your own software games, isolated Browsers, Virtual Machines, CallKit and Widget support, etc, etc. The features are endless. The bugs are subtle. The OS integration is getting only deeper. I understand this now. Yes, agent help build all of these stuff but frankly trying to make this all cross platform is going to be just one hell of a project. It is not for everyone IMHO.
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You can see usage and set limits in Noodle Hub plans. Helps manage the inference shared with users connected to the hub.
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Is anyone doing WP port in rust?
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You can't say you weren't warned.
1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP​.net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js 2022: PHP is dead, learn Solidity 2026: The NSA is advising that you turn off PHP
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fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
⚠️ LiteLLM’s release pipeline was hijacked. Malicious v1.107.0 packages shipped a credential stealer and backdoor. Attackers later tested stolen AWS credentials. LiteLLM suspects GitHub OAuth tokens were taken from logs on its exposed internal deployment. Read ↓ thehackernews.com/2026/10/li…
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X is getting excited about Claude Duet. Yo! Just install Noodle. Use all of your subscriptions and once they cut your access, switch to your local models powered by TensorFold. It plugs straight into Noodle. Nothing is lost. usenoodle.app
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I called it out yesterday. At this point you might as well rewrite your php app in rust or go. It will be quicker.
Patch what? php2shell2shell
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The Internet is full of morons that cannot wait type their passwords, transfer their emails and also hand over their keys, completely unencrypted, to the very same frontier labs that had massive cyber incidents a month ago. 🤷‍♂️
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Don't handover your passwords and keys to random companies that can get hacked - but I don't think anyone listens so...
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Lol... not shit.. "exploit this vulnerability, make no mistake"
This is serious. I just saw with my very own eyes that even non-technical people can exploit CVEs like PHP2Shell using certain AI models and I am actually frightened. Once you figure it out, it is downright trivial to do. The digital infrastructure of the world is at risk.
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The AI team is busy...
Give one AI agent the household plan before you build a whole team. Here's a complete family-butler setup: a copyable role, a worked plan and a focused budget helper.
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Give the work somewhere to happen. A CSV becomes a report in this illustrative workflow: commands, tools and files, connected through ChatBotKit Computer. What will your agent build? chatbotkit.com
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Noodle 0.72: Mac bots can ring your iPhone even with Noodle closed (iPhone TestFlight). Enable “Let My Devices Reach This Mac”; away from home, your Hub must be reachable. github.com/pdparchitect/nood…
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