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real bitches are drinking alone in their apartment on halloween
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how do i even start talking about the fact i'd lowkey love to be queerplatonically married to one of my dearest friends ever. i love her so much
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she's also the only person i can ever see myself being comfortable living with
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this is going to self destruct
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sophie, allegedlie retweeted
shoutout to the people who are doing absolutely nothing on halloween
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this is post is about luke skywalker but in my opinion he couldn't have done it without someone modeling it for him first (cough cough obi-wan kenobi)
oh man, if only there were some character who rejected the detachment of the Jedi order but without embracing the nihilism of the Sith. that guy could save the galaxy
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today at work was stressful, so i showed my nerd supervisor the biddy blas scrib doon video to cheer him up a bit. and then i got to explain what a glup shitto is to my other coworker who hates star wars, which cheered me up
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ive been saying this
The more you dive into the books and really analyze the movies, the more you realize just how much Obi-Wan remained the most solid, consistent, honorable man of all, even understanding the Force in a more healthy manner than Yoda, Windu, or the rest of the Jedi Council.
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obi-wan had every reason to let himself fall to the dark side, just as much tragedy and pain as his surrogate brother, but he never wavered in his goodness even when his relationship with the force was dormant. he never let it disorient himself from love
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18 childhood years of never being allowed to rest from obligations while i didn't feel well at all but didn't have a fever over 100° means that now i don't know when to let myself call out sick from work and when to show up and try to push through miserably with a ton of guilt
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sophie, allegedlie retweeted
you heathens could never appreciate the magic of the Sonoran Desert anyway
Worst cities in America ranked: 1. Houston 2. Dallas 3. Phoenix 4. Denver 5. New Orleans 6. Atlanta 7. Albuquerque 8. Philadelphia 9. Washington, D.C. 10. Orlando
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i had a cornish hen in my freezer for over a year and i've been so broke lately i've been digging through my cupboards trying to use everything up. lemme tell you. cornish hen roasted with a jam & mustard compound butter basted? delicious.
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also i had no twine and had to improvise with yarn to truss the damn thing
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rip elinor dashwood you would have loved linkin park
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has anyone theorized that tater tot casserole is just americanized cottage pie
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sophie, allegedlie retweeted
i feel like it should be socially acceptable to describe long periods of poor mental health as “I was sick” when people ask why you “wasted” months or years of your life
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made soup tonight. garlic, mushroom, herb de provence sauteed in butter, deglazed with guinness, bodied with chicken stock/water/boullion - adding can of chickpeas, half pack peas, half cup diced pecans, teaspoon of apple butter dissolved, worcestershire sauce dashed, orzo & oats
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dash of everything bagel seasoning from trader joes because i didn't have any onion. simmered uncovered until thickened and delish
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i be waking up from naps with my joint du jour still subluxed but having a really good idea for soup
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