@pitflaps

Yelling nonsense into the F1 comedy void since 2007

 Blind crest into open goal
Joined May 2009
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While we’re all here, reminder that between the war crimes park, Anush Apetyan, the massacre of POWs seen yesterday, and the overall genocidal intent of the Azeri state, there’s absolutely no reason that F1 should be racing in Baku.
Serj Tankian-#SanctionAzerbaijan
@serjtankian1 Oct 2022
#Azerbaijan the country that will have an @F1 race next year.
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Lewis@mcmurray_234 Sep 2022
“We made all the right calls” Aye Christian, especially the one to AlphaTauri
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This is like being told we can't flush the toilet for three months.
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Sorry to hear my old pal Sajid Javid has quit. I was lucky enough to meet Sajid at a roller disco in Arbroath in 1984. He was wearing a pair of denim shorts that caused a rubbernecking divorcee to banjo herself against a pillar and I’ve kept a keen eye on his career ever since.
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1 April 1928 | Twin Dutch Jewish girls, Rosa and Anna Parser, were born in Amsterdam. They were murdered in a gas chamber in #Auschwitz II-Birkenau together with their mother Esther on 8 September 1942. Their father George perished in #Auschwitz on 20 August 1943.
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Shame it's not a bus.
Tony Diver
@Tony_Diver24 May 2020
A campaign van has turned up outside Dominic Cummings’ house in Islington and is playing new clips and a video of Boris thanking the public for their sacrifice
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We live in very confusing times. So it’s actually kind of reassuring that the Daily Mail are still a 24-carat 2000-piece jigsaw of a cunt
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This Channel 4 thing now feels like I’m watching Jools Holland’s Hootananny on the eve of nuclear war.
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yo@Princesslwthes26 Oct 2019
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I love Max Verstappen moaning about someone driving like Max Verstappen #JapanGP #f1
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12 June 1929 | 90 years ago Anne Frank was born in Frankfurt. In 1942 on her 13th birthday she received an empty diary. She died in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in 1945. 'Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character & goodness.' #AnneFrank #Anne90 #RT
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*Satire alert*: Exclusive photo from May and Corbyn’s meeting:
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The UK could give it half an hour, swap clothes in Wetherspoons toilets, try to get past the bouncer again
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Pitflaps@pitflaps14 Mar 2019
Driver Previews - #6 Pierre Gasly pitflaps.co.uk/drivers-custo… "Gasly had better have a big tub of superfly driver's ointment to rub into his gloves if he thinks kicking Brendon Hartley's arse will cut it now he's promoted to the senior team."
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Pitflaps@pitflaps14 Mar 2019
Driver Previews - #5 Max Verstappen pitflaps.co.uk/drivers-custo… "Managing Verstappen appears to have become the Hardest Job in Motorsport thanks to the Dutchman's supernatural gifts proving just as enticing to Red Bull's seriously superannuated rivals. " pitflaps.co.uk/drivers-custo…
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Pitflaps@pitflaps12 Mar 2019
Driver Previews - #4 Charles Leclerc pitflaps.co.uk/drivers-custo… "A Ferrari contract...can see your name just as easily dragged through the mud as written in the stars - or both if you're Fernando Alonso."
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Pitflaps@pitflaps12 Mar 2019
MORE 2019 SEASON COUNTDOWN CONTINUINGS!!! Driver Previews - #3 Sebastian Vettel - WARNING: CONTAINS WITHERING PUTDOWNS!!! pitflaps.co.uk/drivers-custo… "Vettel's capitulation of the 2018 title was the most abject in living memory. "
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amazon.co.uk/Viz-40th-Annive…
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Pitflaps@pitflaps11 Mar 2019
2019 F1 Season Countdown (continues)!!!!! Driver Previews - #2 Valtteri Bottas pitflaps.co.uk/drivers-custo… "3rd season lucky seems a bit of a longshot now any last residue of confidence seems to have disappeared straight down the Lewis-Hamilton's-Team-Mate plughole..."
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