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Jordan

@placenta_effect

there is absolutely nothing wrong with me at all

Joined August 2025
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crazy ass last name
Haile Mcanally (@hailemcanally) profile pictureHaile Mcanally
@hailemcanallyOct 29
I voted today πŸ—³οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Brendy
@BrendyMelville4h
Replying to @iwrite1008
Maybe your mom should’ve only smoked a cig or two during batting practice instead of 40 a day every day for decades
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Sexually harassing the Amazon AI chatbot
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16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
Eric Bernhagen (@eric_bernhagen) profile pictureEric Bernhagen@eric_bernhagenOct 27
16 speakers two subwoofers surround sound challenge
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pussy so fat that when she queef it runs up the front of her jeans and pops her button open
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For Halloween im gonna be a guy with super stinky farts
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Indian mermaids
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@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.
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MY WIFE WATCHING POPEYE (ME) OPEN UP A CAN OF SPINACH (COORS LIGHT) AND BEAT UP THE BAD GUY (HER) - sent from Deborah’s iPhone SE -
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Me and my mutuals in the wrong hood looking for the clit
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Can’t even open this app in public anymore smh
ArsaFan VOSTOK5 (@ArsaFanDJ) profile pictureArsaFan VOSTOK5@ArsaFanDJOct 24
Sex
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Too much lasagna Garfield
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my idiot son enjoying his favorite tasty treat: plastic wrap
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Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
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McDonald’s and fornication tonight queen
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family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol
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my manager, btw
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Bodie 2@bodietwoOct 22
🚨#BREAKING: I just farted and it smells like a used tourniquet
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Poo Crave
@Poo_CraveAug 28
Sydney Sweeney announces her yearly Chinese themed birthday will have a "south east" twist this year. "It's finna give lumpia."
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Image from Poo Crave (@Poo_Crave)
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