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cuando el viaje dura 2 horas pero yo tengo auriculares y nunca superé nada de lo q me pasó en la vida
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I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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Thank you god for giving me the “being unable to do ANYTHING and wasting as much time as humanly possible” disorder
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every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day xitter.cf/stilmej/status/2112753…
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i have this terrible feeling that i’m going to be like this forever and despite all my struggling and efforts i will never get out of this place
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You guessed it folks, it’s the personification of Death from the 1957 Swedish thriller “Seventh Seal”
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I’m sick in bed while my housemate has a party: I’m little women pilled. I’m bethmaxxing
no bbc apprentice winners treats??? recession indicator???? #theap
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After enduring days of rejection, Baby Punch finally experienced the comfort of love. Today, the adult monkey Onsing drew little Punch into a firm, deeply reassuring embrace.
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accidentally wrote “PORK ALERT” instead of “PORK ALLERGY” on a ticket at work tonight
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Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
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The post implies the author is announcing the birth of this calf, however the Malayan tapir calf shown here was born at Point Defiance Zoo and Aquarium on February 2, 2025.
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[werner herzog voice] I do not understand why it is that this Bunny is “bad” i quite enjoy his antics





























