Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.

Bentonville, AR
Joined January 2018
Replying to @primnimproper_
When I call you a disingenuous transphobic piece of shit, this is who’s talking to you:
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it's her day
Today is National Princess Day.
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Mallory Eeeeeeee retweeted
I say this with every fiber of my being: Put your oxygen mask on first. Fascists are about to throw all sorts of f*ckery at you, and if you want to help others, you need to take care of yourself first. Please 🙏🏾. Over the next two months, put together a self-care plan that will sustain you for the next four years (and beyond—that’s the beauty of this—it’s a win-win for you no matter what happens). Take a beat to journal out what you need to do to be ok (community, therapy, exercise, screaming, journaling, prayer, meditation, cupcakes, etc…). There are so many tools to help us get through this. We will get through this. And if you need grounding in what’s real - remember that these folks who elevated a rapist to the highest office while claiming to be Christians are f*cking hypocrites. They will try to gaslight you into thinking that they’re right and you’re wrong. They will try to make you doubt reality. They will try to pretend that your empathy is a weakness. It’s not. Our empathy and our moral code will be what get us through this. Hugs to all of you.
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With cold and flu season now upon us, the federal government is making sure every American household has access to free COVID-19 tests. Use the link below to get free COVID-19 tests shipped directly to you. special.usps.com/testkits
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If you buy an older house, you might have to take on lots of ill-timed projects and repairs, but those projects might give your cats a chance to be stupid-cute in new ways, so it's worth it in the end.
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ALL FIVE CATS! ALL FIVE CATS!!!!!!!!!
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For no reason at all, just sharing that I have the Mirena IUD. Got it earlier this year. My sister is on her second Mirena, after having one in for the full 8 years without issue. It did hurt when I had it implanted, but I’ve had no problem with it since. …
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I barely have a period now, and I suspect I won’t have one at all within a couple of months. I was previously on a continuous regimen of the various Yaz generics, which was great bc no periods, but is also probably what prompted the pulm*nary emb*lism in March. …
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Anywayyyyyyyy… Just something to think about. Love y’all.
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Mallory Eeeeeeee retweeted
If you’re in Dallas and a leftist and legal worker or lawyer join NLG DFW! I’m the co-head of the mass defense group and we’ve represented multiple sets of Palestinian protestors In court for criminal cases and university disciplinary hearings
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As coping mechanisms go, this one's my favorite.
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From left to right in the photo, it's Elfo, Luci/Tiger, Bean.
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Mallory Eeeeeeee retweeted
If you are not trying to conceive in the near future, this is a great time to discuss LARCs, long acting reversible contraception. These are birth controls that last AT LEAST 3 years & are NOT permanent. They include the subdermal implant, Nexplanon, & IUDs (hormonal and copper).
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Every queer person, every trans person, everyone excluded and harmed for being different: you’re fucking superheroes. You’re beautiful. You’re bright lights and the shitty people of the world are scared of you because next to you, they’re nothing. Burn bright, angels.
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I got curious and compared every single county result in Arkansas 2020 to 2024, and these percentages didn't budge even a hair. And I guess one positive to take from that is that nobody got comfortable with that guy who wasn't already there? Idk, I'm just trying to breathe.
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For reference before you all start panicking at the results from typically Red states coming in.
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Voting is the fundamental freedom that unlocks all others. To the poll workers and election officials who are working tirelessly to ensure every vote is counted — thank you.
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Somehow I missed the fact that we are DONE with this [redacted] in the Senate come January, no matter what happens tonight. Good riddance, you [redacted] [redacted] [redacted], you. Have the life you deserve, [redacted]. 🥳
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